Ted Cruz

The Paradegoer Who Threw Beer Cans At Ted Cruz Had Charges Against Him Dismissed
A grand jury declined to indict the Houston Astros fan, who told arresting officers, “I know, I’m an idiot. I’m sorry.”

Ted Cruz Got Hit By A Beer Can As The Astros' Victory Parade Booed Him And The Man Who Allegedly Threw It Was Arrested
The man accused of throwing the cans told police, "I know, I’m an idiot. I’m sorry," during his arrest.

"You're A Disgrace": Baseball Fans Hurled Insults At Ted Cruz While He Attended A Yankees Game
The Texas senator got a real New York welcome during his visit to Yankee stadium.

Ted Cruz's 100 Cans Of Chunky Soup And 13 Other Ridiculous Political Moments That STILL Feel Fake
Legend has it Hillary Clinton still roams the Chappaqua woods to this day, imploring bewildered passersby to "Pokémon GO-to-the-polls."

A Mile-Long Procession Of Buses Carried Items From School Shooting Victims To Ted Cruz’s House
The 4,368 empty seats are meant to honor the number of children killed by gun violence since 2020.

A Diner Confronted Ted Cruz About The Uvalde Shooting At A Sushi Restaurant
“I imagine [Cruz] would feel safe in that space,” activist Benjamin Hernandez told BuzzFeed News. “But I’m like, if you think this is a safe space, well, guess what? I’m here too.”

Ted Cruz Got Angry And Stormed Out After Reporters Grilled Him About Gun Laws
The senator also called the US "the freest, most prosperous, safest country on Earth" after attending a vigil for the 19 children and 2 adults killed in the Uvalde mass shooting.

The Supreme Court Struck Down Another Limit On Money In Politics
Sen. Ted Cruz successfully argued for an end to a cap on how much money candidates can collect after an election to repay their own personal loans.

The Anti-Mandate Truckers Outside DC Scored An Audience With Republican Senators
“My hope is that we never have to progress to a bigger and bigger statement,” protest organizer Brian Brase said.

People Are Calling Out The Celebrities Who Don't Deserve Their Fame, And It's Eye-Opening
People are calling out Hollywood's anti-vaxxers, racists, abusers, jerks, and more.

Eight Climate Change Demonstrators Were Arrested After They Protested On Ted Cruz's Lawn
One video showed Cruz's dog Snowflake looking at the protesters through a front door window, reminiscent of the time the poodle was photographed after the senator ditched him and millions of Texans freezing in a deadly winter storm for a Cancún vacation.

Literally Just Photos Of Ted Cruz Flying Back To The US After Getting Caught Vacationing In Cancún
Fly safe!

Ted Cruz Is Getting Destroyed Online For Going To Cancún During The Texas Weather Disaster
While pundits debate and Texas residents fume about Cruz's behavior, other people have been, of course, memeing it.

Ted Cruz Says He Flew To Cancún To "Be A Good Dad" As Millions In Texas Froze Without Power
The senator and his family were spotted boarding a flight to Cancún on Wednesday evening amid the deadly crisis in his state.

Ted Cruz Tweeted A Thoughtless Thanksgiving Meme While Texas Morgues Overflowed With COVID Victims
The Texas senator was criticized for tweeting a "war on Thanksgiving" meme while El Paso morgues were overwhelmed with bodies and thousands lined up outside a food bank in Dallas amid surging COVID cases in the state.

Ted Cruz Is Suing To Get Rid Of Limits On How Much He Can Reimburse Himself For His Campaign Against Beto O’Rourke
Cruz put up $260,000 in personal funds and assets for his 2018 US Senate campaign. Federal law says his campaign can only raise up to $250,000 to reimburse him.

Ted Cruz Has New Facial Hair But People Are Unsure If It Counts As A Beard
Welcome to perhaps the most important Twitter debate of 2018.

First Came Trump, Then Came Beto: Ted Cruz And The Brutal Politics Of Likability
Personality has always been a big part of campaign politics, but the internet loves a villain to dunk on.

Ted Cruz And Beto O’Rourke’s Likely Final Senate Debate Got Heated
“Well, it’s clear Congressman O’Rourke’s pollsters told him to come out on the attack,” Cruz said.

Two People Were Hospitalized After A White Powdery Substance Was Sent To Ted Cruz’s Campaign Office
The substance was not hazardous, Houston authorities said.

Ted Cruz Attacked Beto O'Rourke For Speaking Out Against Police Brutality In A Self-Own For The Ages
“Love to own my opponent by posting video of them getting uproarious applause for opposing extrajudicial killings of black men by white cops.”

Ted Cruz And Beto O’Rourke Argued About Everything From Trump To Police Shootings In Their First Debate
“We have a real race in the state of Texas,” Cruz said Friday night.

Teens Stormed Ted Cruz's Office As Part Of A National "Die-In" For Gun Control
"We aren’t just fading into the background because it’s summertime. We’re still here and this problem is still a huge thing."

Secret Money From Robert Mercer Was Used To Run Ads Promoting Ted Cruz And Attacking Hillary Clinton
The ads show “how wealthy donors can affect our political discourse without us knowing about it," one expert told BuzzFeed News.

The RNC Is Looking At A Rule That Could Block A Ted Cruz-Like Strategy In 2020
Under a plan discussed by GOP leaders this week, states that hold primaries instead of caucuses or conventions could earn extra delegates to the Republican National Convention.

Ted Cruz Tried To Use A Star Wars Metaphor To Argue Against Net Neutrality — And Mark Hamill Was Not Having It
And you thought 2017 couldn't get any weirder.

A Senator Dumped A Dr Pepper On Ted Cruz And Ted Cruz Made A Joke About Being The Zodiac Killer
Just your average day in the U-S-of-A.

Ted Cruz Says It Was A Staffer, And Definitely Not Him, Who Hit Like On A Porn Tweet
"Please don't make me think about Ted Cruz's taste in porn."

Ted Cruz Got Played Off The Stage At A Religious Conference And The Footage Is Everything
This is more brutal than when the orchestra plays at the Oscars.

One Of Trump’s Judicial Nominees Blogged Under A Pen Name That Ted Cruz Was A “Sore Loser”
John Bush, one of President Trump’s federal appeals court nominees, wrote more than 400 blog posts under a pseudonym on a broad range of politically charged topics, including Trump’s campaign, Obamacare, and abortion.