One Of These Years Things Won't Feel Quite So Terrible, But Until Then We Can Laugh At These 100 Funniest Tweets By Women In 2022
"At this point the earth could split clean in half and my only response would be to sigh and open Twitter" —@VeryBadLlama
Though the Statue of David stands tall and erect, his package is what kids today would call a "short king." Nevertheless, his majestic d*ck is truly unmatched, because Michelangelo knew how to expertly handle a tool.
Women Are Sharing The Scariest Reactions Men Had After They Rejected Them, And It's Not OK That There Are Even This Many Stories
"A guy told me he wished someone would 'cut me up and put me in a dumpster.'"
These 24 Hysterical Tweets By Women Will Brighten Your Entire Week (And Help Pass The Time If You're Still In Ticketmaster's Queue For The "Eras" Tour)
"Well, I think we can all agree we had a nice long break between election cycles." —@ginnyhogan_
These 101 Hilarious Tweets By Women Brought The World So Much Joy Over The Past 15 Years, And Elon Can Never Take That Away From Us
"Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider... well they’re back and it worked" —@katie_phenix
19 People Shared Their Theories On Why Adults Have Less Fun With Age, And It Really Says A Lot About Society™️
"Growing up isn't the problem, forgetting is." —The Little Prince
"Whenever you see pics of adorable babies with 'I voted' today stickers, remember: That's voter fraud." —@juliareinstein
14 Women Revealed The Wildest And Most Baffling Reactions They Experienced After Rejecting Someone, And People STILL Don't Understand The Concept Of "No Means No"
"He threatened to tell the principal of the school — like I’m gonna get expelled for not wanting to have sex with him."
QUICK! Come Laugh At The 50 Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time Before Twitter Becomes A Barren Wasteland
"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog 'NO!' and then more quietly, 'We talked about this!'" —@NicCageMatch
"It's No Nut November. Time for women to take up the nutting just like our ancestors worked jobs when the men went off to war" —@ChloeCunha
"People Want To Feel Like They're Part Of A Movement": These Gen Z Political Organizers Think Memes Can Change The Country
"The old guard in Democratic politics has an issue with not bringing young people to the table.” —@OrganizerMemes
If you get 11/11 right, the Duolingo owl will tell you he's proud of you.
👩🔬 I Was Working For BuzzFeed Late One Night 💻 When My Eyes Beheld A Funny Sight 👀 For 28 Hilarious Women Began To Tweet 🐦 And Gave Us All A Halloween Treat 🎃 They Made Us Laugh! 💀 (These Tweets Will Make You Laugh!) 😂
"one time i was on an elevator and a guy dropped a bunch of loose grapes on the ground then was like 'sorry i haven’t eaten grapes in a while' & i think about him every day" —@_chase_____
This Kid Hid An Apple Core "Underneath" (Underneath WHAT?!), And It's Inspiring Parents To Share Their Own Kids' Mysterious Eating Habits
"2-year-old once created an entire checkerboard out of sliced cheese that he stuck onto the window in our living room." —@KLM19464
"(having the worst, most graphic intrusive thought i‘ve had in a long, long time) ok now do a silly one" —@Ewelannawhite
"My love for you is like a tree, growing every day / I wish that you would notice me, before we go away."
Legend has it Hillary Clinton still roams the Chappaqua woods to this day, imploring bewildered passersby to "Pokémon GO-to-the-polls."
They Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, So I'm Prescribing 31 Funny Tweets By The Women Of Twitter To Cure All Of Society's Ills
"since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've been choking turtles with my bare hands" —@Tanya_Sabrinaaa
"A girl on TikTok just said she is wearing her aunt's vintage top from the early 2000s and I’m dead." —@hellotorifletch
Tom Brady ripping up his retirement papers, a British citizen waiting in the queue to pay respects to Queen Elizabeth II, and more costume ideas for Halloween 2022.