Alice Lahoda
I Laughed So Hard At These 24 Hilarious Tweets By Women That My Butt LITERALLY Fell Off (Seriously, Both Cheeks Are Gone!!!)
"The problem with modern rom-coms is everyone is too clever and quippy. Let me watch two bumbling morons struggle through a low-stakes conversation, PLEASE." —@caitiedelaney
Alice Lahoda
52 Genuinely Hysterical Tweets By Women That Proved Laughter Is The Best Medicine Because I've Never Felt Better
"it happened to me: i finally answered an email i had been putting off & the person responded right away & now i'm back to square one" —@sarahroseetter
Alice Lahoda
50 Genuinely Hilarious Jokes By Parents Who REALLY Need A Break
"My daughter told me that I should be a little faster with her laundry and asked if I could fold things a little neater. She had a whole near-death experience and didn’t even realize." —@KatieDeal99
Alice Lahoda
18 Creepy, Ominous, And Anxiety-Inducing Photos That Gave Me Nightmares
I'm not saying these items are haunted, but I'm not NOT saying that, either. 👻
Alice Lahoda
24 Women Revealed The Red Flags They Look Out For On Dates, And They're All SPOT! ON!
"Flagrant arrogance. I was with a guy who told me, very confidently, that he surely was the biggest I've ever been with. I tried to change the subject to avoid responding, but he said it again. I had to tell him that he definitely wasn't the biggest, and I silently realized that he was actually the smallest — and I hadn't been comparing before!" 😒🍆
Alice Lahoda
Conspiracy Theorists Think A US Senator Is Using A Body Double, And Twitter Is Having A Field Day
"If there was more than one John Fetterman, what would you even do about it. What makes you think you could even stop them…" —@Srirachachau 👨🦲🥸
Alice Lahoda
I'm 100% Positive You'll Be Disturbed And Unsettled By These 17 Real-Life Photos
Literally nothing could have prepared me for how cursed some of these images are.
Alice Lahoda
I Cannot Overstate How Completely, Totally, Wildly Hilarious These 23 Tweets By Women Are
"I had day surgery today (nothing big) and they were like 'don't make any important decisions in the next 24 hours bc you might not remember them.' But I had to go grocery shopping. Later Morgan was like 'you bought ... so much, like a lot, of cheese.'" —@beatonna
Alice Lahoda
32 Hilarious Parents Who Pulled Absolutely No Punches On Twitter
"If you want to feel better about your parenting, my 14-year-old asked if she could be a six-pack of beer with her friends for Halloween." —@ksujulie
Alice Lahoda
These 15 Couples Broke Up Because One Of Them Did Something AWFUL, And I Can't Believe These People Walk Among Us
"He was just very moist. He'd sweat profusely every time we were intimate and slobbered all over me when he kissed me. And he ALWAYS had to be on top, so it was like I was getting rained on."
Alice Lahoda
I Genuinely Feel Sorry For These 16 Adults Who Went Through Life Thinking They Were Normal Until Someone Was Like "Literally WTF Are You Doing?!?!?!?"
"My brother and I used to play a game we made up called 'bus stop.' I thought it was a totally normal and fun thing until I was much older, and my friend pointed out that this 'game' was literally just the two of us wandering around aimlessly while eating popsicles."
Alice Lahoda
You'll Literally Lose Your Mind Laughing At These 23 Hysterical Tweets By Women
"i wonder if foreigners realize that they will never hate Americans as much as Americans hate other Americans, like bro, the east and west coast start discourse every 2–3 business days over who’s better, and Texas daydreams about beating the breaks off Oklahoma, y’all can’t touch us." —@dianelyssa
Alice Lahoda
33 Parents Who Prove Raising Kids Is 100% Chaos 100% Of The Time
"Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: 'Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.'" —@mommajessiec
Alice Lahoda
These 50 Hilarious Tweets By Women Brought The World So Much Joy Last Month, And Elon Can Never Take That Away From Us
"it happened to me: i finally answered an email i had been putting off & the person responded right away & now i'm back to square one" —@sarahroseetter
Alice Lahoda
55 Hysterical Moms And Dads Who Prove Parenthood Is NOT For The Faint Of Heart
"Took my 8yo to the museum and she asked if every picture was the Mona Lisa then when we left she made sure to tell the people in line 'don’t bother, this museum doesn’t even have the Mona Lisa'" —@IHideFromMyKids
Alice Lahoda
21 Hysterical Tweets By Moms And Dads That Have Me Hootin' And Hollerin'
"Welcome to parenthood. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if a day was 3267 hours long?" —@HenpeckedHal
Alice Lahoda
I Cannot Overstate How Completely, Totally, Wildly Hilarious These 24 Tweets By Women Are
"Have never identified more with anyone than I just did with the woman who walked into the grocery store in front of me, shook her head, said 'I can’t be making these kinds of decisions today' and walked right back out" —@ambernoelle
Alice Lahoda
Only A Nincompoop Wouldn't Laugh At These 23 Hilarious Tweets By Women
"Met some people who worked at an Escape Room, and their most hated customer was a guy who would take all his dates there and pretend he was a genius." —@eade_bengard
Alice Lahoda
33 Hysterical Parents Who Prove Raising Kids Is 100% Not For The Faint Of Heart
"Love emails like 'Hi parents! We are so excited for this fall! Please create a log in for your Zerlap account, which can be accessed through your Bloppo app, which is linked on our website in a place that’s literally impossible to find, also the link is dead, see you soon!'" —@ambernoelle
Alice Lahoda
Uh-Oh, You've Just Been Indicted! Which Trump Residence Is Your New House Arrest Destination?
It's a tale as old as time: You've been put on house arrest for unspecified (alleged) crimes that you may or may not have committed as president of the United States.
Alice Lahoda
