23 Hysterical Tweets By Women That Totally, Completely, 100% Consumed My Entire Mind This Week
"i love when bands are like 'we haven’t played our most popular three songs but we’re leaving the stage now…..don’t ask us to come back out….we won’t do it…..don’t even think about chanting…..'" —@_chase_____
28 Tweets By Women That Made Me LITERALLY Laugh My Ass Off This Month (Like, I Laughed So Hard My Butt Actually Said "Sayonara!" And Fell Off My Body)
"I’m not arguing with anyone who has their own picture as their lock screen. I stepped out of line and I apologize." —@jaxajueny
23 Aspects Of American Life That People Think Europe Really Needs To Adopt
"European countries should actually call out their own racism instead of excusing it as part of their European culture."
21 Tweets By Women That Are So, So, So, So, Soooooo Outrageously Hilarious
"does anyone know a good divorce lawyer? my husband asked what I was reading and I said, 'a room of one's own' and he replied, 'I actually prefer rooms with two or three zones'" —@BrotiGupta
People Are Saying These 19 Jobs Are Unnecessary And Overpaid, And I Want To Know If You Agree
"I know a life coach who charges $300-500 per person for a 'seminar' that's just four hours of her leading yoga and breathing exercises and telling everyone they're doing great. Absolutely wild."
20 Hysterical Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard The Wind Was Knocked Right Out Of Me
"I hate saying I have an 'open marriage' bc it’s misleading. We’re only allowed to sleep with people who can help our careers" —@mesallyann
Dating Can Be UNBELIEVABLY Frustrating, But These 20 Original Pick Up Lines Will Make Any Political Junkie Smile
"Just like Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm to become president, I'd sacrifice everything I own just to be with you. 🥜😉💸"
These 17 Couples Broke Up Because One Of Them Did Something AWFUL, And I'm Shocked These People Are Walking Among Us
"I found out my girlfriend was using fake social media accounts to bully and harass other women — including my ex wife. Instantly dumped."
I Can't Begin To Express To You How Much Better Your Life Will Be When You Read These 23 Hilarious Tweets By Women
"instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?" —@_chase_____
31 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Women So Far In 2023
"parents get so bent up when you claim to love your pet like a child but the fact is i love my dog a lot more than some of your dads loved you." —@missmayn
People Are Sharing The "Signs" Of Someone Being Intelligent That Actually Don't Mean That You're Smart
"People use the phrase 'according to science' to seem more factual and intelligent than they really are."
"John Hughes Must've Grown Up On Mars": People Are Debunking All The Bizarre Myths That Movies Perpetuate About American High School
"Napoleon Dynamite depicts a much more realistic American high school experience than Bring It On or Mean Girls."
"My Nostrils Have Never Forgiven Me": 25 Jobs With MAJOR Downsides That Most People Don't Know About
"I love my job, and it can be incredibly rewarding, but I think most of us just like the abuse for some reason."
Gather 'Round, Pun Aficionados! These 17 Hilarious One-Liners (Pun-Liners?) From My Silly Little Brain Will Make You Roar With Delight
How do I maintain my successful shellfish empire as I become more forgetful with age? Easy — it’s all mussel memory!
21 Funny Tweets By Women That Will Give You The Will To Live Another Week
"Yeah taxes are stressful but you ever have a server pull up a chair to your table, then sit down and explain how the restaurant works while making unwavering eye contact" —@KathrynKvas
If Common Words Were Spelled Like New England Towns
"Pearcesson" ("person") is the best word to use when you don't know if someone's pronouns are he/him, she/her, or theheigh/thaham.
People Think This Man Is An A-Hole For Refusing To Ask Permission To Marry His Girlfriend, And I Want To Know If You Agree
"When I first met her father, he did the typical 'I own a shotgun, so treat her right' thing. He's always been overprotective."
20 Hysterical Tweets By Women That Sent Me To An Early Grave
"Really feel like I should have gotten to fuck around a whole lot more for the historic amount of 'finding out' that's happened in my lifespan" —@VeryBadLlama
20 Moments When Gay People Realized "Yup, I'm As Queer As The Day Is Long"
"A girl pinned a dude's arm behind his back for spreading a rumor that I was gay. Ironically, that incident made me realize I had a crush on her."
19 People Shared The Creepiest Things They've Witnessed, And It's Downright Bone-Chilling
"A horrible, uneasy feeling came over me. I have never been able to explain exactly what happened."