“No one told me how much poop this job would involve.”
The Harry Potter franchise is pandering to fans while simultaneously shitting on them. (Warning: major spoilers ahead.)
You basically never have to pay for information or entertainment again.
We know your inner Hermione is tingling.
Drag queen storytimes and other LGBT programs are meant to create safe spaces for the queer community. The librarians running them are getting death threats.
The winners were revealed at the 69th National Book Awards ceremony.
Ron or Hermione? You can only pick one.
We can do more than fix the printer!!
"It made me love learning, which is the greatest gift I possibly could have received."
Since 2004, the Appalachian Prison Book Project has distributed approximately 25,000 books to inmates in the region.
Your timeline just got a whole lot more literary.
"At the bar last night, I got guys to buy my book on Amazon instead of buying me drinks."
In all seven books, Harry Potter only bathes once.
Hint: The answer is always the library.
Fun fact about words: We made them all up!
Sometimes the best way to deal with a broken heart is to break it even deeper.
In her hugely popular book, Rachel Hollis asks women to interrogate the lies they’ve believed about themselves. But what about the ones she’s telling?
"Are you okay?" "Emotionally? Certainly not."
Talk about a cross over.
Don't worry, this is SFW...mostly, anyway.
"Bet I was the only constituent at my polling place to slap an 'I voted' sticker on each tit without breaking eye contact with the old guy manning the table."
They're books about the size of your hand and were popularized as "dwarsligger" in the Netherlands.
You think you’re drinking soda, but you’re really drinking the history of our country, through sweet bubbles.
In the Netflix series, a family unit's destruction is the ultimate horror. But Shirley Jackson’s novel asked whether the nuclear family — which has alienated so many queer people — is itself horrifying. Warning: Spoilers ahead.
And now let's just agree that it's canon.
Hang on, lemme grab my sorting hat.
Have you heard the one about the undertaker who died under a pile of his own coffins?
The magic is in the details!
If every news cycle in your country leaves you aghast, an invented or reimagined nation can be alluring. These are the ones I kept in mind while writing my own.