
Dave Chappelle Says He’ll Give Donald Trump A Chance
"And we, the historically disenfranchised, demand that he give us one, too."

Poor Kellyanne Conway Can't Have A Day Off, According To "SNL"
"Jake, I have to put this ice cream in the freezer."

Matt Lauer Slammed For His Performance Moderating Presidential Forum
Lauer was roundly condemned on Twitter for his handling of the forum focused on national security and military issues.

Frank Ocean Finally Dropped His New Album
And it only took FOREVER.

Attorney For Officer Who Fatally Shot Philando Castile Says He Reacted To Display Of Gun
Saint Anthony Police officer Jeronimo Yanez's lawyer argues that his client's decision to shoot Castile was not fueled by race.

A Man Was Beaten Outside The Same Mosque The Orlando Shooter Attended
The victim told deputies that he was standing next to his car when someone "asked him what he was doing" and then punched him in the face and head.

Students From U.S. Colleges Among 20 Hostages Killed In Bangladesh Restaurant Standoff
Authorities ended the hostage standoff early Saturday after gunmen launched an attack in the diplomatic area of Dhaka. ISIS has claimed responsibility for the assault but the Bangladesh government denies that.

Police Identify Suspect Who Fatally Shot "The Voice" Singer Christina Grimmie
Kevin Loibl, 27, had been carrying two loaded handguns, two magazines, and a large hunting knife when he fatally shot the 22-year-old singer, Orlando Police Chief John Mina said.

Shirtless Man With "Trump Sucks" Written On Chest Runs Onto Court During NBA Finals
The man did not appear to make any statements on his body about Bernie vs. Hillary.

Bernie And Hillary Share A Dance On "SNL" Season Finale
"It's not over till I say it's over!"

Anthony Kiedis Says He's "On The Mend" After Hospitalization
"[It was] very sad to have to cancel a show, we don't really do that," Kiedis said. "I'd rather play deathly ill than not play at all."

Everything We Know About EgyptAir Flight MS804
The Airbus A320 was carrying 56 passengers and 10 crew members when it disappeared from radar screens early Thursday morning.

Red Hot Chili Peppers Singer Anthony Kiedis Expected To Make "Full Recovery" After Hospitalization
The band canceled a concert on Saturday and announced another performance on Tuesday would be postponed as Kiedis suffered complications from intestinal flu.

Suspect In Massachusetts Stabbing Spree Had Been Hospitalized With Suicidal Thoughts
Police say a suspect crashed a car through the doors of a shopping mall before assaulting several people and being fatally shot by an off-duty officer.

DJ Khaled Was Arianna Huffington's Date To White House Correspondents' Dinner
Because obviously.

"SNL" Solves Hillary’s Millennial Problem: Become Bernie
"So thank you millennials, for lending your support to the biggest outsider Jew in the race — Hillary Rodham Clinton."

America Finally Got An Episode Of "Bern Your Enthusiasm" On "SNL"
“I am running for president. I do not shake disgusting hands.”

Panic Ensues Over Grindr Outage
"Swear #Grindr goes down more times than I do"

Tina Fey Was Sarah Palin, Again, And It Was Amazing, Again
“I belong in a cabinet, ‘cause I'm full of spice, and I got a great rack!”

Holy Shit, You Need To See Will Forte's Half-Shaved Face
For real though. WTF.