From Joe Jonas To Jonah Hill, Famous J-Name Men Did Not Have A Good 2023

Like, it’s seriously disproportionate.

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At the start of each year, it’s almost impossible to predict which celebrities will end up dominating the headlines over the next 12 months.

But in 2023, it soon became clear that there was actually a bit of a trend to the famous men who would ultimately end up having a worse year than others — and it’s all to do with their first initial.

You see, either of their own making or just as an unfortunate side effect of being in the public eye, this year a disproportionate amount of J-name men have found themselves in the news cycle for the worst of reasons. Don’t believe us? Here are 11 examples. 

1. Jake Gyllenhaal

2. Jim Toth

3. Joe Alwyn

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4. Jonah Hill

5. Jackie Chan

6. Joe Manganiello

7. Jesse Rutherford

8. Joe Jonas

9. Jimmy Fallon

10. Jason Momoa

11. Justin Timberlake

With a new year just around the corner, it remains to be seen whether the curse of the J-name men will continue into 2024. But in the meantime, the Jameses, Jacks, and Johns of the celebrity world should probably be on high alert.

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