
Social Media Made Me Go On A Chaotic Italian Vacation, And It Was Heavenly
This week, social media made me do this.

A Mom Who Tweeted About Throwing Out Her Kids’ Halloween Candy Said She Was Accused Of Abuse After It “Escaped The Orbit” Of Her Followers
Meet this week’s Bean Dad.

The Rise Of Stay-At-Home Girlfriends And Sleepy Memes Suggests The Era Of The Sleepytime Girlfriend Is Upon Us
The internet is obsessed with not working, and frankly, it’s about time.

Hundreds Of People Had Their Instagram Accounts Suspended On This Holy Day Of Babies Sitting Inside Pumpkins
If you're in line to post Halloween photos, stay in line.

People Aren’t Sure What To Make Of The YouTuber Who Just Ended A Three-Month Hiatus After Canceling Herself
The commentator admitted to lying in old storytime videos and using an appropriated “blaccent.”

Emmanuel The Emu Never Had Bird Flu
Photos of Emmanuel’s owner cuddling the bird had experts concerned about the illness spreading to humans, but it turns out he was just stressed.

"You're A Disgrace": Baseball Fans Hurled Insults At Ted Cruz While He Attended A Yankees Game
The Texas senator got a real New York welcome during his visit to Yankee stadium.

The Wives Of Lineworkers Doing Repairs After Hurricane Ian Are Beefing With Florida “Bucket Bunnies”
None of these words are in the Bible.

The Beloved Host Of CNN’s Student Show Left And Everyone Freaked Out
For over a decade, Carl Azuz has been the face of the news for millions of students.

YouTuber Dream Revealed His Face And People Have Been Really Cruel About It
Dream is faceless no more.

Here’s Why People Are Upset About Netflix's Jeffrey Dahmer Show
The show’s legacy will be its rejection by the relatives of Dahmer’s victims and the disturbing way it’s been received on social media.

A Conspiracy Theory About Anal Beads Is Only The Beginning Of A Chess Cheating Allegation
Cheating allegations and anal bead jokes are rocking the chess world.

A Depop Seller Offering $5 Absolution Online Created A Mess Of Catholic Discourse
“martin luther gonna post a 95 part tik tok rebuttal where he just points at words that show up on the screen and plays with his hair.”

Twitch Had An Especially Wild Week
“This has been the most chaotic week on Twitch I’ve ever seen."

Film Twitter Loves To Spread Fake News
“I’ve seen the greatest minds of my generation tricked by Jeremy Strong Stuart Little.”

The FDA's Warning About NyQuil Chicken Resulted In Around 7,000 Searches For It On TikTok
One day before the FDA posted on Nyquil chicken, TikTok only recorded five searches for it.

Why Is The Government Suddenly Concerned About NyQuil Chicken?
Until the FDA posted about it, NyQuil chicken was not a social media trend — just a revolting shitpost from the halls of viral infamy.

The Royal Corgis Made An Appearance During Queen Elizabeth II's Funeral Procession And Are Still Very Much Alive
Muick and Sandy are playing and thriving (and maybe a little bored).

All The Presidents, Monarchs, And World Leaders At Queen Elizabeth II's Funeral
Politicians and royalty from around the globe gathered in London for the Queen's state funeral.

Here's What The Note On The Top Of Queen Elizabeth II's Coffin Says
"In loving and devoted memory."