Ned Fulmer and Adam Levine are proof that nothing good comes from monetizing your role as a patriarchal monogamy doer — especially when you can’t even do the monogamy part.
As an Indian Canadian, I’ll be sad about the Queen once she gives us back our diamonds.
You want me to sit on a patio and look attractive while sweat pools at the top of my buttcrack? Please be reasonable.
The former iCarly actor is ready to tell the truth about being a child star: It sucked.
Noted large adult son Morgan spent much of the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee gnashing his teeth at the sight of Markle.
The Johnny Depp defamation verdict against Amber Heard was a gutting experience.
He turned 76, released his first work of literary fiction, Liarmouth, and continues to tour the country with his one-man show. What will we ever do without him?
Plus, in this edition of Cleanse the Timeline, a coming-of-age novel set in living in 1960s Rhodesia and everything you missed from us this week.
Does she even understand that everything that has ever happened to me is all her fault??? (Contains spoilers.)
There was my life before the show started, and then my life as soon as BTS took the stage at Allegiant Stadium.
I will think about Ana de Armas asking him to kiss her ass forever. (Spoilers, obviously.)
BBLs and plumped lips may be all the rage for now, but what do you do if you regret the work you got done?
Plus, an Aretha Franklin throwback and why we're still thinking about Love Is Blind's Shake.
Like a lot of TV about scammers, it’s fun to watch. But if you think about who you’re rooting for, it sours considerably.
My kingdom to never hear the name “Shake” again. (Spoilers, obviously.)
Kelly Rowland texting some guy via Excel? We didn’t know how good we had it back then.
The app claims to rely on science and psychology to help you lose weight. But it may not be that different from any other deprivation diet.
We dissect the weirdest show on TV right now.
In the aughts, the actor was pummeled by the press for partying and plastic surgery. Now, she wants everyone to just move on.