Scaachi Koul
It’s Official: Wife Guys Are Out
Ned Fulmer and Adam Levine are proof that nothing good comes from monetizing your role as a patriarchal monogamy doer — especially when you can’t even do the monogamy part.
Scaachi Koul
The Queen Represented Racist Violence As Much As She Did Glamour
As an Indian Canadian, I’ll be sad about the Queen once she gives us back our diamonds.
Scaachi Koul
I Hate Summer
You want me to sit on a patio and look attractive while sweat pools at the top of my buttcrack? Please be reasonable.
Estelle Tang
Pete Davidson’s Single Again. Here’s Who He Should Date Next.
Me!!!!!!!!!
Scaachi Koul
Jennette McCurdy Is Ready To Move On
The former iCarly actor is ready to tell the truth about being a child star: It sucked.
Scaachi Koul
Unfortunately, Piers Morgan Is Tweeting About Meghan Markle Again
Noted large adult son Morgan spent much of the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee gnashing his teeth at the sight of Markle.
Estelle Tang
Why The Depp v. Heard Verdict Is So Brutal
The Johnny Depp defamation verdict against Amber Heard was a gutting experience.
Scaachi Koul
“I’m Tired Of Being Accepted”: John Waters Is Only Getting Grosser
He turned 76, released his first work of literary fiction, Liarmouth, and continues to tour the country with his one-man show. What will we ever do without him?
Scaachi Koul
“My Money Don’t Jiggle Jiggle” Is The New “Bed Intruder Song”
Plus, in this edition of Cleanse the Timeline, a coming-of-age novel set in living in 1960s Rhodesia and everything you missed from us this week.
Estelle Tang
I Made My Mom See “Everything Everywhere All At Once” And We Both Cried
Does she even understand that everything that has ever happened to me is all her fault??? (Contains spoilers.)
Scaachi Koul
I Thought BTS Was Just Fine Until I Saw Them Live
There was my life before the show started, and then my life as soon as BTS took the stage at Allegiant Stadium.
Estelle Tang
“Deep Water” Made Me Horny For Sad Ben Affleck
I will think about Ana de Armas asking him to kiss her ass forever. (Spoilers, obviously.)
Scaachi Koul
Are You Getting Your Cosmetic Procedure Reversed?
BBLs and plumped lips may be all the rage for now, but what do you do if you regret the work you got done?
Scaachi Koul
The Bachelor-To-Influencer Pipeline Is Dead. Sad!
Plus, an Aretha Franklin throwback and why we're still thinking about Love Is Blind's Shake.
Estelle Tang
“The Dropout” Makes Me Feel Bad For Elizabeth Holmes, And I Don't Like That
Like a lot of TV about scammers, it’s fun to watch. But if you think about who you’re rooting for, it sours considerably.
Scaachi Koul
“Love Is Blind” Makes Me Want To Live Alone On The Moon
My kingdom to never hear the name “Shake” again. (Spoilers, obviously.)
Scaachi Koul
2002 Was 20 Years Ago. Here's What We Loved Back Then.
Kelly Rowland texting some guy via Excel? We didn’t know how good we had it back then.
Elamin Abdelmahmoud
Noom Isn’t Reinventing The Diet Wheel
The app claims to rely on science and psychology to help you lose weight. But it may not be that different from any other deprivation diet.
Scaachi Koul
All Our Wildest Theories About The "Yellowjackets" Finale
We dissect the weirdest show on TV right now.
Shannon Keating
Tara Reid Deserves An Apology. But She Doesn’t Want One.
In the aughts, the actor was pummeled by the press for partying and plastic surgery. Now, she wants everyone to just move on.
Scaachi Koul
