The Tortured Poets Department
Taylor Swift Seemingly Lifted The Lid On Her And Matty Healy’s 9-Year Situationship On “The Tortured Poets Department,” So Here’s A Full Breakdown Of What Appeared To Happen Between Them.
From fantasizing over Matty while still in a relationship with Joe to ultimately being ghosted by him, here’s a full breakdown of what seemingly happened in Taylor’s most controversial relationship.
Stephanie Soteriou
Apparently, Joe Alwyn “Doesn't Talk Poorly” About Taylor Swift And Is Now “Dating And Happy”
According to an insider, Joe’s “not into drama in any way.”
Ellen Durney
Plan Your Meals For The Day And We'll Guess Your Favorite "TTPD" Track
The album has been out for a minute now, so I *know* you've got a fave song!
Taylor Swift Seemingly Sings About Being Vindicated In Her Scooter Braun Feud On “The Tortured Poets Department”
“I was onto something / They all said nothing,” Taylor sings. “I regret to say, do you believe me now?”
Stephanie Soteriou
Spend A Day As A Tortured Artist And I'll Tell You Which American City You Should Move To
Pack your dolls and a sweater, we’ll move to Austin, Texas forever!
Which "The Tortured Poets Department" Song Are You And What Does It Mean?
No, because I feel "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me" in my whole body.
Only Those Who Pass This "TTPD" Lyric Quiz Can Claim "Legit Fan" Status
Calling the first Tortured Poets Department regional meeting! 🖋️ 🤍
After Taylor Swift Seemingly Dragged Her On Her New Album, Kim Kardashian Shared A Throwback Photo With Her Ex-BFF Karlie Kloss
“Not kim posting a pic with karlie today that was taken TWO YEARS ago??? i smell drama.”
Leyla Mohammed
Here’s How Kim Kardashian Apparently Feels About Taylor Swift’s Alleged “Diss Track” About Her
“It’s been literally years.”
Ellen Durney
27 Hilarious "You Wouldn't Last An Hour In The Asylum Where They Raised Me" Tweets I'm Screenshotting And Sending To My Friends RN
"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me," and the "asylum" is just any 2010s Tumblr-adjacent piece of media.
Kristen Harris
I Genuinely Can't Listen To Taylor Swift's "The Tortured Poets Department" The Same Way Again After Reading These 15 Facts
With 31 songs on The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology, it's Taylor Swift's longest album to date.
Nora Dominick
Your Favorite "TTPD" Tracks Are Probably Outlier Favorites, But Let's See For Sure...
Are we feeling tortured and poetic yet...
Taylor Swift Fans Are Theorizing That Her Song “The Albatross” Is Actually About All That Backlash She And Travis Kelce Faced At The Start Of Their Relationship — Here’s A Full Explainer
“‘You were sleeping soundly when they dragged you from your bed.’ Travis had to move out of his house when they started dating. She still thinks she brings down all her romantic partners and is a burden,” one fan speculated.
Leyla Mohammed
Now That We've Had A Weekend To Digest "The Tortured Poets Department," It's Time To See How Your Opinions Stack Up Against Everyone Else's
"So Long, London" is an iconic Track 5, and I don't care what anyone else says!
Kristen Harris
Pick Your "The Tortured Poets Department" Faves And I'll Give You A European Country To Visit
"So Long, London," there are other destinations calling our names!
Plan The Ultimate Rom-Com Marathon And We'll Guess Your Favorite Track From "The Tortured Poets Department"
I'm an "I Can Do It With a Broken Heart" girlie.
Here Are The Funniest Tweets About Taylor Swift Name-Dropping Charlie Puth On "The Tortured Poets Department"
"Making an album called 'The Tortured Poets Department' and then name-dropping Charlie Puth has got to be one of the funniest things anyone could do."
Mychal Thompson
Taylor Swift's Longtime BFF Emma Stone Had A Surprising And Unexpected Credit On Her New Song "Florida!!!"
Is there a better friendship in Hollywood?
Joseph Longo
Here's A Breakdown Of All The Times Taylor Swift Appeared To Reference Matty Healy, Kim Kardashian, And Other Headlines On Her New Album
On "thanK you aIMee," Taylor tells her bully, "I changed your name, and any real defining clues." However, the strategic capitalization spells out Kim — seemingly referencing Kim Kardashian's part in Taylor's feud with Kanye West.
Kristen Harris
Taylor Swift Fans Have Been Left Divided After She Appeared To Defend Her Controversial Relationship With Matty Healy For The First Time On Her New Album
“We are the judgmental creeps. It's us... It's the first time she has alluded to resenting the fanbase,” one Swiftie speculated.
Leyla Mohammed
Taylor Swift’s New Album Features What Fans Are Calling A “Kim Kardashian Diss Track” — Here Is A Breakdown Of Every Apparent Dig
At one point in the song, titled "thanK you aIMee," fans are convinced that Taylor referenced the moment Kim and her eldest daughter, North, danced to her song "Shake It Off" in a now-viral TikTok.
Leyla Mohammed
Taylor Swift Just Dropped Her DOUBLE Album, So Tell Me Alllllllll Of Your Thoughts
The fans are divided.
Now That We've All Listened To "The Tortured Poets Department," Let's Rate All 31 Songs
My personal favorite is "I Can Do It With a Broken Heart." 💔
Taylor Swift Fans Think She Will Open Up About Her Controversial Matty Healy Relationship On Her New Album. Here’s Everything There Is To Know.
Here is some required reading ahead of The Tortured Poets Department’s release on Friday.
Stephanie Soteriou
Which "TTPD" Bonus Track Are You?
At your core, you're one of the four bonus tracks, but you'll have to answer honestly to find out exactly which one. ✍️
32 Secret Meanings And Easter Eggs Fans Have Spotted In Taylor Swift's "The Tortured Poets Department" Promo
You know that she's a mastermind!
Kristen Harris
Which Track From "The Tortured Poets Department" Are You?
We can't all be "But Daddy I Love Him."
