Kids Yell “Poop” At Alexa, And These Musicians Profit
“Alexa, play ‘Poopy Stupid Butt’ again.”
A Former Twitter Employee Was Found Guilty Of Spying For Saudi Arabia
Ahmad Abouammo was convicted of passing user information to the Saudi government in exchange for cash and a gold watch.
17 Celebrities Just Got Warning Letters About Shilling NFTs
A consumer watchdog group reminded them that they need to disclose their connection to an NFT collection when they promote it on social media.
Crypto Diaries: The Bitcoin Entrepreneur Whose Wife Won't Let Him Talk Bitcoin
Kyle Hill is the latest in our series on what people in crypto actually do all day.
Mark Zuckerberg's Little League Baseball Card Is Now An NFT
An NFT of 8-year-old Zuck’s card could be yours.
Unfortunately, I Am Too Pretty To Quit Instagram
Instagram will be handing over the feed to the popular kids until you step your pussy up.
Facebook Is Finally Giving People A Non-Algorithmic News Feed
A few taps will allow you to see timely “Feeds” from friends, groups, or pages.
Elon Musk Lost His Bid To Delay The Twitter Trial, Which Starts On October 17
Musk had hoped to delay facing off in court until next year.
For $35, The Facebook Portal Is Actually Worth Trying Out
I know what you’re thinking, but just hear me out.
Meet The Mom Who Lost Friends Over Her NFT Obsession
For the second installment in our Crypto Diaries series, a mother in her 40s talks about how her love for Web3 intersects with her home life.
The Supreme Court Decision Made These People Get Vasectomies
Snip, snip.
How Well Do You Know Sexy TikTok Slang?
Are you an algorithmic seggs-pert?
The New, Faster MacBook Airs Have A New Shape And Start At $1,199
Starting at $1,199 with an M2 chip and a MagSafe (yes!!) charger.
Someone Stole The Goblin Ass NFTs
All my goblin asses are gone.
How To Write "Korn" On Your Phone
For when you’re feeling like a freak on a leash.
The Bored Ape Dating App That Shut Down Because No Women Signed Up Was Just A Prank, Folks
It was a good joke, a great one, even.
“Selling Sunset” Star Christine Quinn Is Leaving The O Group To Go All In On Crypto
The reality show archvillain has launched a crypto real estate company with her husband.
This Is What An NFT Consultant Does All Day
For our new Crypto Diaries series, a New Yorker who's in 97 Discords walks us through his “degen headspace.”
You Can Use Multiple Slurp Juices On An Ape
A lot of y’all don’t get it.
10 Years Ago, A Man Jizzed In A Shoebox And The Internet Was Never The Same
A man. A box. Internet history.