We Deserve This, Fellow Disgusting Worms
Admit it, you’ll never quit Twitter.
No One Will Say If Jimmy Fallon Received A Free Moonbird NFT Or Not
Since the host tweeted about owning Moonbirds NFTs, their asking price has approximately doubled.
Elon Musk Bought 9.2% Of Twitter And Now Is On Its Board
This comes just after Musk bought a 9.2% share in the company.
Instagram Is Giving You Babies What You Wanted And Now You Have To Deal With It
The algorithm is good. Get over it.
The New iPhone SE Feels Like Getting Back Together With A Toxic Ex
At $429, Apple’s newest budget phone should be its cheapest, but if you shop around, you can actually get a better deal on the 13 Mini.
Ukraine Tweeted Its Cryptocurrency Wallet And Got $4 Million In Donations To Help Fight Russia
A source who confirmed the government’s fundraiser believed the funds would go to “exterminate as many Russian occupants as possible.”
The "Crunchy Mom" Conspiracy Has Been Revealed. She's Just A Crunchy Mom.
“But the thing about my crunchiness is that I’m also pragmatic."
We Found The Real Names Of Bored Ape Yacht Club’s Pseudonymous Founders
The buzzy NFT collection has raked in millions and the eager support of dozens of celebrities. But its founders’ anonymity raises questions about accountability in the age of crypto.
Caleb From West Elm Is Bad At Dating But Probably Didn't Deserve Being Pushed Through The TikTok Meat Grinder
We haven't fully grasped exactly what the power of a TikTok mob, fueled by a For You page, can do.
17 Cursed Gifts For Someone You Hate
There's no better way to say, "I don't really like you" than with these tech gifts!
The Yoto Player Is A Great Way To Get Your Kids To Leave You Alone
A $99 audiobook player (and the cheaper $59 Mini) for kids is worth a shot for the chance your kid will actually play by themselves, giving you some free time.
Do NOT Rely On This Quiz For Investment Advice
Disclaimer: This quiz is not intended as financial advice. It is meant exclusively for "fun" and “annoying your friends by posting your results on Facebook."
Jack Dorsey Has Stepped Down As Twitter CEO
Twitter's board has unanimously appointed Parag Agrawal as CEO.
It’s OK Not To Know About NFTs
Back in MY day, our tokens were fungible.
Facebook's New Name Is Meta
CEO Mark Zuckerberg says Facebook is now metaverse first, not Facebook first.
Apple’s New AirPods Are Pandemic-Proof
Improved sound and battery life are nice, but the shorter stems are what make AirPods 3 great.
What Should The New Name For Facebook Be?
Facebook wants to rebrand itself. We're here to help.
Facebook’s New Portal Go Is Nearly Perfect For Kids, Except It’s Horrible For Kids
It’s impossible to turn off the option to let kids watch movies and videos during calls with Grandma. [Update: Facebook says that it will change this feature starting in December.]
Apple Launches New MacBook Pros (with A Notch) And New AirPods
The new M1 Pro and M1 Max chips give a ton of power to new 14- and 16-inch laptops.
How Celebrity Gossip Site Crazy Days And Nights Went QAnon
“I don’t care about made up satanism or pedo rings… The very first post I read here was about Gary Busey trying to use gold doubloons as legitimate currency and tbh I would just like more of that please.”