1. Melania Trump's NFT
Excited for this new venture, which combines my passion for art and commitment to helping our Nation’s children fulfill their own unique American Dream. #MelaniaNFT https://t.co/XJN18tMllg
Isn't there someone in your life who you want to remind to "Be Best"? The former first lady's first big project after leaving office is an NFT of a drawing of her eyes. "A portion" of the proceeds of the sale go to an actual worthy cause — helping children who have just aged out of the foster system. Why an NFT? Idk, who knows. Somehow the right-wing social platform Parler is powering this.
2. Wall art of Elon Musk smoking a joint on Joe Rogan's podcast

3. Amazon Echo Frames smartglasses with Alexa

4. This mug

5. This Chris Cuomo shirt from eBay

6. A smart soap dispenser
amazon would like to hear what you're saying in the bathroom https://t.co/EB2tNuxE7I
What better gift to say, "I think you're an idiot and I don't like you" than a $55 smart soap dispenser?
7. A Cameo from Michael Cohen

8. Holiday-themed LuLaRoe leggings

9. Ray-Ban Stories camera sunglasses from Facebook

10. Mark Zuckerberg's favorite BBQ sauce
13. Signing up for the $3/month Twitter Blue subscription

14. $4.99/mo for FaceApp to Yassify Abe Lincoln
Worth every penny.
16. A "smart" chastity cage that can get hit with ransomware

17. BuzzFeed stock
