1. Melania Trump's NFT
2. Wall art of Elon Musk smoking a joint on Joe Rogan's podcast
3. Amazon Echo Frames smartglasses with Alexa
4. This mug
5. This Chris Cuomo shirt from eBay
6. A smart soap dispenser
7. A Cameo from Michael Cohen
8. Holiday-themed LuLaRoe leggings
9. Ray-Ban Stories camera sunglasses from Facebook
10. Mark Zuckerberg's favorite BBQ sauce
13. Signing up for the $3/month Twitter Blue subscription
14. $4.99/mo for FaceApp to Yassify Abe Lincoln
Worth every penny.