Highlights and full audio from the discussion between BuzzFeed's LGBT Editor Saeed Jones and contributors Steven Thrasher and Dave Tuller.
"No, this is Sam."
High five/praying emoji + stack of books emoji.
Humming is hard.
Today on our show, Shakespeare sux.
Stop trying to make "I Spy" happen.
You think you know, but you have no idea.
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This struggle represents us all as humans.
They're cute, they're weird, they're highly scientific.
Maybe it will turn into a tan?!? *Entire body peels off just to mock you*
Conspiracy theory: he swallowed a tiny woman.
Even the son of god cannot handle this.
Turn up for your scalp.
Is nothing sacred?
Did a toddler write the plural forms of these?
Chuckle your way awkwardly into our hearts, Chris.
Clear your schedule, it's time to be transfixed.