"Superfreak""Like a Virgin""Billie Jean""This is How We Do It"
"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
*BOOM* now you're singing "Billie Jean." You're welcome.
"The Thong Song""Party in the USA""No Scrubs""Killing Me Softly"
"Killing Me Softly" by Roberta Flack (or the Fugees, depending on when you were born)
Both versions of this song are total jams. Try either one out *one time* at your fine neighborhood karaoke establishment!
Tina TurnerGloria GaynorAretha FranklinLana Del Rey
This woman is humming "I Will Survive" and giving it her all, which is really what you have to do with such an amazing song.
Elton JohnBilly JoelNeil DiamondRod Stewart
Elton John was the first guy to sing "Hold Me Closer Tony Danza" (which some wicked people refer to by it's biblical name "Tiny Dancer")
"I'm Out""Umbrella""Dip it Low""Single Ladies"
You may recognize this jam from the time in your life where any time it rained you were tempted to say "ella ella eh eh."
"Piano Man""Maggie May""American Pie""Sweet Caroline"
This guy is actually doing a pretty good impression of what it sounds like to be at a Red Sox game, tbh. Neil Diamond would be proud!
"The Power of Love""I Will Always Love You""Hero""How Do I Live"
"I Will Always Love You"
Leave room for the holy ghost: Whitney is on and it's time to have some feelings.
Duran DuranA-HaTears For FearsA Flock of Seagulls
It is said that if you wish on the bangs of an 80's star, a synthesizer will appear before you. On this synthesizer will be the Chords of Truth that A-Ha played in "Take on Me" and all who choose this song at karaoke will be protected by angels until the really high parts.
"Iris""I've Been Here Before""Say My Name"This is a song the man improvised on the spot, a deeply personal ballad of love lost sung in a minimalist style.
"Say My Name"
That's right, folks, this is Bey before the hive: Destiny's Child in all their glory. If you got this question right, please locate a vaguely racist midriff-bearing costume and burn it to honor the 90s in all their glory.