Julia Furlan and
Posted on July 16, 2014, at 9:12 p.m. ET
So we got a little curious and decided to ask total strangers on the street to help us figure out what exactly Drake's penis looks like.
* Actual size, to scale
This guy gets style points for the photo and for the extra step.
This guy seems very ~confused~ about penis function and maybe needs to talk to a doctor about how the human body works. Points for quoting some lyrics, though.
"Like a Native American totem tower, it starts from the bottom and now is here. (The tip.)"
"It gets the job done. You know."
Elements of a "chopstix penus":
- Inspired by Japanese body-mod "bagel heads"
- Started by Drake, became too popular
- To be ~special,~ Drake had to add a few "micropenuses" onto the main one
- Specially-designed condoms
Julia Furlan is an audio editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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