AudioSlothsgivingThis Is What 18 People Think A Sloth Sounds LikeThey're cute, they're weird, they're highly scientific.By by Julia FurlanBuzzFeed Staff and by Chelsea MarshallBuzzFeed StaffPosted on July 15, 2014, 5:07 pmTwitterFacebookLink 1. This lady was pretty confident she knew what was up. View this track on SoundCloud 2. And her friend wanted to encapsulate the sloth-y slowness. View this track on SoundCloud 3. This cutie had some big ideas about sloths but was a lil shy on the mic. View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 4. This lady thinks that sloths sound like they're eating spaghetti: View this track on SoundCloud 5. This guy believes that sloths just crawl around almost saying their own name: View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 6. This lady was not buying that sloths even make sounds at all. View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com (She says she's a lawyer, so maybe she didn't want the powerful sloth lobby coming after her for misrepresentation.) 7. And this lil guy had some pretty strong opinions: View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 8. The gargling theory: View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 9. The...uh...grunting theory: View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 10. And this guy thinks there's a chirping thing going on: View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 11. Maybe a sloth sounds like that thing that sucks the spit out of your mouth at the dentist? View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 12. And this guy believes sloths are unimpressed and speak perfect English: View this track on SoundCloud 13. This lady believes the world is powered by sloth snortles: View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 14. And this guy's theory involves snortle-squeaks: View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 15. This girl perfectly encapsulated the slothy pace of a sloth sound. View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 16. While her brother took a more *meepy* tone: View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 17. Meanwhile their mom went the way of an owl/monkey combo. View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 18. But dad really went all out: View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com 19. Nothing was quite as perfect as this family's symphony, though: View this track on SoundCloud w.soundcloud.com And the truth, for which all humans and sloths are eternally searching for? It's right here: View this track on SoundCloud