Ladies love poetry. Sometimes. But these guys on OkCupid aren't exactly Pablo Neruda.
If you're looking for love on the internet, try to control your anger issues.
OkCupid isn't a meeting space for 50 Shades Of Gray enthusiasts. But some people treat it like a one-stop slave-shop.
When you're dating online, sell your best features, don't write a sanctimonious screed.
Why do some men on internet dating sites think it's sexy to imply that they're child molesters?
We make fun of a lot of terrible men on internet dating sites. But terrible women are giving them a run for their money (lots and lots of money).
The men who hate women are on the internet, trying to seduce you by telling you that you're a bitch.
When you're dating online, a little judgment is necessary. But if you judge, you'll be judged for it.
A look at some of the slimey slime-balls who use OkCupid to cheat on their spouses with you.
And they'll tell you all about it via online dating messages. Because nothing gets a young, single, fertile woman hot like mentioning pregnancy on OKCupid.
Self-described "Nice Guys" are mad you won't sleep with them. Because if they're nice to you in an online dating message, the least you can do is put out.
Are you not-white and on the internet dating tip? Prepare for some skeevy racial fetishizers.
My online dating profile isn't a request for guidance, and you sir are no Dear Abby.
They're the socially inept cretins in stupid hats. And they're all up in your inbox, insinuating that you're ugly while trying to get you to sleep with them.
Everybody has their own tactic for internet dating, like the creepy finance guy with the spreadsheets. These guys? They go straight for the marriage proposal. Ew.