Sarah Aspler
"Normal" People Who Have "Dated A Celebrity" Are Sharing What It Was Like And I Didn't See 50% Of These Coming
"I had dinner with Teri Hatcher when we were in our late thirties. I got a hug goodnight. She treated the wait staff really nicely. I could tell about 15 minutes into the date that she wasn’t into me (which I completely understand). I give myself a gold medal for having the guts to ask her out."
Sarah Aspler
People Are Sharing "The Best Joke They Know," And I've Got To Give It To Them — These Ones Are Pretty Good
"The chicken and the egg are in bed. The chicken rolls over and lights a cigarette, and the egg says, 'Well, I guess that answers *that* question.'"
Sarah Aspler
Brides Are Revealing "How Their Mother-In-Laws Ruined Their Weddings" And It's Messier Than I Could've Ever Imagined
"My MIL 'disappeared' from the hallway and missed her cue to be escorted to her seat. She magically reappeared after my maid of honor walked, trotting up the aisle like a show pony before me, waving, kissing, and greeting everyone on their side. She probably took five minutes to get to her seat."
Sarah Aspler
"I Sold My Urine": People Are Revealing The "Dumbest Ways" They've Made Money, And It's Fascinating
"I got a job as a 'fantasy model with long flowing hair' where I modeled for random American fantasy novels. It paid OK-ish, not well. I also signed away my rights like an idiot, so occasionally, I'll see myself at a bookstore riding a horse or casting a spell. I tried to read one of the books, and it started, 'He was not traditionally handsome.' Ouch."
Sarah Aspler
Can You Pass This "Girl Math" Quiz?
It's not regular math, it's ~girl math~.
Sarah Aspler
"He Was As Bad As You'd Imagine": Waiters Are Listing Off Their "Worst And Best Celebrity Customers"
"This was about five years ago, but I served Logan and Jake Paul. They were as bad you would expect. They rented out a room for a private event and were super late. The strongest memory I have is how Jake looked annoyed that I asked for his ID. The dude was either 21 or 22 at the time. Maybe he’s just used to everybody knowing who he was. I wasn’t really aware of them before that night."
Sarah Aspler
15 People Who Said "Screw You, Landfill" And Accomplished The Most Clever Repairs I've Ever Seen
"Check out my fishy floors. It was either this or thousands of dollars to replace the whole floor because they don't make tile like that anymore. I don't know about you, but like this solution better!"
Sarah Aspler
Women Are Sharing "Disgusting Habits" That People Secretly And Not-So-Secretly Do, And I Didn't See 70% Of These Coming
"Not washing their legs and just letting the water running down clean them. Soap doesn’t automatically get rid of bacteria. The whole reason we wash our hands is because the rubbing creates bubbles which pick up the bacteria, which then get rinsed away by the water. You gotta actually scrub your legs and feet!"
Sarah Aspler
15 Sustainable Hacks That Are Actually Worth Your Time
"I do this, too! Also, for big fluffy socks that are not wearable anymore, I cut a thicker piece and use them on my wrists and arms when washing my face at night so water doesn't drip down to my elbows."
Sarah Aspler
Ex-Best Friends Are Sharing The "The Real Reason" They're Not Friends Anymore
"When your 'best friend' of 15 years always acts like they’re the main character and you are only there to support the plot, like an extra in their play. It took some time to realize they needed to make me feel inferior in order for them to feel superior. And when you stop playing the part you are not useful for them anymore."
Sarah Aspler
Non-English Speakers Are Sharing Their Favorite Idioms From Around The World, And I've Never Heard Of 100% Of These
"Here's a fun Yiddish one. It's 'Gay kaken ofn yahm,' which basically means 'go shit in a lake.' For an English speaker, its meaning is equal to something like 'get lost.'"
Sarah Aspler
Here’s What 31 Famous Men Would Look Like With Full-Body Tattoos, And I’m Actually Speechless
🚨 PRINCE HARRY WITH TATTOOS. I REPEAT. PRINCE HARRY WITH TATTOOS.🚨
Sarah Aspler
Adventurous Eaters Are Sharing "The Foods Even They REFUSE To Eat" And It's Fascinating
"I'll try most anything once. I've eaten fried crickets, grasshoppers, rocky mountain oysters, etc. I don't consider myself picky in the slightest...but I refuse to try pickled pig feet."
Sarah Aspler
Europeans Are Sharing "Totally Normal" Things That Are "Nonexistent" In America, And I've Personally Never Thought Of 90% Of These
"It's not unusual to see nudity in public parks, newspapers, TV, shared public showering nude after swimming nude, or advertisements. There are too many examples I can't even think of them all as it's normal to us...and highly shocking to Americans to outrage. In my opinion, it's the definition of hypocrisy. Americans are so stunned, baffled, or revolted by European openness on nudity, yet, almost all of the porn worldwide comes from the USA itself!"
Sarah Aspler
10 "Barbie" Quizzes That'll Transport You To Barbieland
Calling all my Quiz Barbies!
Sarah Aspler
Filthy-Rich Women Who Work From Home Are Sharing What They Do For A Living, And It's Eye-Opening
"I am an author and make more than $100,000. I'm mainly a horror author, but I also do sci-fi, fantasy, nonfiction (science, health, human sexuality, food, gardening, techie stuff), and kids and family. I am under retainer with several video game companies around the world as well. I love it!"
Sarah Aspler
15 "Life Hacks" That I Learned This Month That Are Genuinely Useful
"Tucking a large towel or hoodie on the top of your laundry basket will help prevent items from spilling out on the way down and up from the laundry room."
Sarah Aspler
"Deep Kissing Can Spread It": People Are Sharing "Sex Facts" Everyone Should Know
"If you want to put something in your butt, it should have a flared end to prevent it from getting sucked in too far and getting stuck. Safety first!"
Sarah Aspler
"Vaginas Are Way Further Down Than I Thought": Men And Women Are Sharing The Surprising Facts They Didn't Know About Each Other
"As a woman, I had no idea that most guys can't stop once they start peeing because it's either very uncomfortable or even hurts. This fact still blows my mind to this day."
Sarah Aspler
Women Are Sharing What It "Feels" Like To Ovulate, And It's Brutally Honest And Low-Key Fascinating
"It's like a SHARP STABBING pain on one side and light cramps on that day. Also, I can feel which side is ovulating."
Sarah Aspler
