Dan Janssen has been eating almost nothing but pizza for 25 years, despite having diabetes. He's also a vegetarian, but hates vegetables.
"Wait, so how do I get it up there?!"
"Oh, so like, you didn't go to school?"
Stage three of the Tour de France came to the England's capital on Monday. But how did it fare against the might of Yorkshire's Grande Depart? And did it at least do better than Cambridge?!
The Tour kicked off in Yorkshire on Saturday, and continues from Cambridge to London on Monday. The people of Yorkshire embraced the event just a touch more enthusiastically.
Who knew Jesus could be so sassy?
Good news: Sherlock is coming back! Bad news: It's not until 2015. *deaded*
Psychiatrists Say Oscar Pistorius Was Not Suffering From Mental Illness When He Shot Reeva Steenkamp
The murder trial of Oscar Pistorius resumed after a monthlong recess while Pistorius underwent psychological evaluation.
The "Sirens of the Lambs" art installation, which is meant to represent animals being taken to the slaughterhouse, will roll across the festival at mealtimes.
Freelance? Self-Employed? Work remotely? THIS IS FOR YOU.
So far no arrests have been made.
Captain Janeway is tired of your shit. JANEWAY OUT.
The pope hates dope.
What lies beneath?
Life getting you down? There isn't a single problem Peggy Olson can't solve. Because if you don't like what they're saying, change the conversation.
Home? WHICH ONE.
Gunmen reportedly attacked hotels and a police station in the town of Mpeketoni. Authorities blamed the terrorist organization al-Shabab.
Following Sunday's deadly attack by the Taliban, insurgents raid Karachi airport's security academy.
Because we do so much more than just laughing with salad.
The five-alarm fire broke out early Thursday morning.