Elon Musk Is Determined To Ruin Twitter, So Here Are The Funniest Reactions To His Strange Logo On Top Of The Twitter HQ
"That sign was definitely created by someone who makes exploding cars."
50 Delightfully Hilarious Jokes By Parents Who REALLY Need A Break
"When my 2-year-old doesn’t want to talk anymore, she ends the conversation with 'happy birthday' and walks away waving bye." —@themultiplemom
99 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Survived Elon Musk's First Full Year At Twitter
"I told the bus driver he was hot when I got off the bus because life's short, but now he's my driver on the way back, too, so turns out life is long." —@hellolanemoore
Watching "Barbie" And "Oppenheimer" Is A Lot More Fun Because Of These Hilarious Tweets
Should we start calling "Desi Twitter" "Desi X" now?
Here, My Friend, Are The Funniest Viral Weekend Tweets
LMAO.
I Honestly Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Doesn't Read These 34 Hilarious Tweets By Women (But That's Your Loss, Sucka!!!)
"Every account of a serial killer’s life and personality is like, 'He seemed very successful and normal. Unless of course you count his obvious and obsessive hatred for women, which we didn’t.'" —@MoiraDonegan
As We Get Ready For The Release Of "Barbie" And "Oppenheimer" Let's Look At The "Barbenheimer" Memes, Which Are The Best Things On The Internet Right Now
I have my "Barbenheimer" outfit ready. What about you?
I Can't Stop Cackling At These 33 Parents Who Prove Raising Kids Is 100% Not For Everyone
"most often it's cute when kids have alternative names for things. however my 8yo calling taco bell's cinnabon delights 'creamy balls' confirms that we are out of the cute-renaming-of-things stage." —@dadmann_walking
27 Back-Breaking, Wheeze-Inducing, Life-Changing Hilarious Tweets By The Funniest People On Earth (Women)
"I was reading Silence of the Lambs on the plane & the lady next to me asked why I was flying. I said I was on book tour & she pointed to Silence of the Lambs & said 'ooh did you write that?' & I nodded & said 'yes, yes I did'" —@sarahroseetter
I Cannot Stress Enough How Unbelievably Hilarious These 28 Tweets By Women Are
"My husband manages a swim and tennis club and this morning he got a text from a lifeguard that said 'The chemicals are not slaying on this patriotic morning :(' I am obsessed with Gen Z’s communication skills, they are so delightful." —@missmulrooney
32 Hilarious Viral Tweets By Parents That Made Me Howl With Laughter
"After two days of refusing to go to the beach, my 3-year-old wordlessly walked off the property, across the street, & onto the beach. I followed. She stopped at the shore, gazed at the ocean, then quietly said 'ok I go back now' & turned & went back inside" —@KCDavisSays
50 Hilarious Parents Who Tweeted Through Another LooOOOoooOOong Month Of Parenthood
"This little boy got in my car with my kids, and I assumed it was one of their friends. I asked his name and introduced myself. He gets out of the car, and my kids say, 'I don’t know that boy. I guess he just wanted a ride.'💀" —@themultiplemom
I Cannot Overstate How Completely, Totally, Wildly Hilarious These 50 Tweets By Women Are
"I went to the doctor yesterday. Because 'was attacked by geese' is on my medical record, first question every time from both nurse & doctor is, 'Any more trouble with geese?'" —@elizmccracken
These 18 Tweets Will Make Every History Nerd Laugh At Least Once (No Matter What Your Discipline Is)
Any time I hear about the Bronze Age civilizations, it makes me mad, like WHO ARE THE SEA PEOPLE???
Here, My Friend, Are The Funniest Viral Weekend Tweets
LMAO.
25 Genuinely Hysterical Tweets By Women That Proved Laughter Is The Best Medicine Because I'm Immortal Now
"Once I was on a fancy dinner date having a cocktail with a little leaf in it. My date and I liked the drinks so much we ordered more. We then watched the bartender walk out to the sidewalk and pull leaves out of a grass patch growing near the road. Then, she brought us the new drinks." —@saint_audrey
John Cena Kindly Shut Down A Fan's Request, And People Are Having Mixed Reactions — Here's What They're Saying
"I’ll never understand why people think it’s okay to record people without their consent."
28 Hysterical Moms And Dads Who Tweeted Their Way Through Another Grueling Week Of Parenthood
"There was a hostage situation at my daughter’s 3-hour dance recital. It was me, I was held hostage." —@IHideFromMyKids
"He Mansplained Showering": People Shared Their Worst Landlord Horror Stories, And TBH I Think It's Finally Time To Abolish Landlords
"There was a large rock under the sink. I moved it to make room for my supplies. Later, water gushed out all over the floor. Management came to have a look and said, 'Well here's the problem: You moved the rock!'" —@carcarrigan
"That's A Fit Boy": Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Just Shared The Weirdest Video Of 2023 So Far, And It Must Be Seen To Be Believed
What Robert F. Kennedy Jr. does in this video is less a push-up and more akin to what an alien's idea of a push-up would look like. 👽
26 Incomprehensibly Hysterical Tweets By Literally The Funniest Women In The Universe
"Middle names are so funny. It’s like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that’s a little bit of a secret, and it kind of has to be Marie" —@_chase_____
32 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who REALLY Need A Decade-Long Nap
"My daughter said the holes in my jeans make me look scruffy and I’m confused because I don’t remember giving birth to my mother" —@Lottie_Poppie
These 23 People Didn't Realize How Bizarre Their Childhood Habits Were Until They Were Called Out As Adults
"I knew my wife grew up in a house; I just didn't know it was a under a rock." —@GrumpusDad
These 24 Viral Tweets By Women Are So Wildly, Incredibly Hysterical That You Won't Stop Smiling For The Rest Of Your Days
"My coworker asked me what’s wrong as if we don’t work at the same place." —@mommajessiec
30 Hilarious Moms And Dads Who Tweeted Their Way Through Another Looooooong Week Of Parenthood
"My daughter wrote a song called 'FFF (Fake Friends Forever)' and I don’t know if I should produce it or put her in therapy." —@itssherifield
30 Hysterical Parenting Tweets That Made Me Positively Cackle
"I’m at my most most productive in that window between when I’ve dropped my kid with a stomach ache at school and the phone call to pick her back up." —@IHideFromMyKids
23 Viral Tweets By Women That Are So, So, So, So, SOOOO Outrageously Hilarious
"One day you’re young and carefree, the next you find yourself preferring high rise underwear" —@Heatinblack
Shawn Mendes Released A New Song About The Canadian Wildfires, And People Are Having Really Strong Reactions
"Oh God, this is Shawn Mendes’ 'We Are The World' isn’t it?"
People In Canada And The US Are Positively BURIED In Wildfire Smoke, And The Pictures Are So Incredibly Intense
New York City had the worst air quality of any major city in the world by Tuesday evening, and code reds were issued in much of the northeast, mid-Atlantic, and Midwest.
You'll Actually, Literally Pass Away From Laughing At The 50 Funniest Tweets By Parents Last Month
"You can tell it’s bedtime when the kids start blaming each other for it being bedtime, as if each brother magically and maliciously made time pass more quickly for the other." —@Tobi_Is_Fab