The blooming onion tweet...
Why are people swimming in the Hudson nowadays????
"I’m Goth-adjacent (pale with dark hair)."
"If you wouldn't touch it with your penis, don't touch it with your finger."
Not the DoorDash driver text...
Featuring athletes, authors, and more stars.
"I've told this to her face."
"Remember. Advantages only matter if you're trans."
"Gays will be like 'hehe,' then top you."
“‘You can come if you want’ is the most disrespectful invitation ever.”
The Ina-Reese moment was superb.
People Are Sharing B.S. Survival Myths That Could Actually Get You Killed, And I'm Thankful I Read These
FYI: The "Triangle of Life" method is a myth.
"Chasing after a ping pong ball is dehumanizing."
Boomers Are Sharing Things That Gen Z'ers And Millennials Will Never Understand And It's Mostly True, TBH
I never knew people used to smoke in hospitals?!
Leonardo DiCaprio Allegedly Licked An NFL Player's Wife's Ear In Front Of Said NFL Player And Yeah, It's A Lot
Just Leo things.
"Megan Fox got MGK to drink her blood after they got engaged, and you’re settling for a text back."
Featuring some hated and beloved celebs.
Benny Blanco has called Charlie a POS, a f*cking loser, and more.