25 Funny Tweets From The Week Because Nothing Really Matters And We're All Just Floating On A Big Ol' Rock
"Upstairs neighbors be like omgggg I almost forgot to break my furniture and throw 100 marbles on the ground today." —@amishestrogen
Here Are The Most Comforting, Wholesome, And Soothing Posts The Internet Had To Offer This Week — And Whew Boy Did I Need This
[long, dramatic sigh of relief] Oh yeah, this is the stuff.
35 Funny Tweets By Parents Last Month That Are So, So, So, So, Soooooo Outrageously Hilarious
"Being a parent to a toddler is messing with my vocab. Told someone that I was sorry I was late because I got stuck waiting on a choo choo train to pass." —@treydayway
"Gay People Are Like 'She Saved My Life' And It's Just" Tweets Are Going Extremely Viral, And They're Absolutely Hilarious And Unhinged
Gay people are like, "She saved my life," and it's a hilarious tweet roundup on BuzzFeed.
Recline Your Chair Back Because I've Got 29 Funny Tweets Curated *Just* For You
"Influencers are just modern day Avon ladies." —@therealkimj
Just 40 Extremely Funny Viral Tweets By Women Last Month
"My office overlooks a river, and today, my boss announced that a Q2 goal is for everyone to comment on the river at least twice a week. Specific examples of 'wow, lotta ducks' and 'what kind of boat do you suppose that is' were cited, and I am once again yearning for the mines."
20 Hilarious Tweets By Parents That Made Me Scream-Laugh
"Being a parent to a toddler is messing with my vocab. Told someone that I was sorry I was late because I got stuck waiting on a choo choo train to pass" —@treydayway
22 Genuinely Hilarious Tweets By Women That Made Me HOWL With Laughter
"my boyfriend just called to tell me he's eating an orange he found in a parking lot and I'm now realizing we're going to have to have a discussion about 'found ground food.'" —@nastywomanatlaw
30 Funny Tweets From The Week To Keep You Laughing And Smiling Through Valentine’s Day
"I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am." —@hashjenni
I Genuinely Can't Stop Laughing At These 24 Ridiculously Funny LGBTQ+ Tweets
"Rapid fire applying to jobs on LinkedIn like a lonely bottom sending 'Hey Handsome” to the entire grid at 2 am." —@tylerhmead
35 Tweets By Parents Last Month That Are So, So, So, So, Soooooo Outrageously Hilarious
"Filled out the paperwork for my daughter’s 1st passport and under 'employment' was told to write 'unemployed baby'" —@madelaine_lucas
24 Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Funny Gay Tweets
"Raise your hand if, like me, you use Twitter's dead name and have no problem with that."
46 Tweets By Women Last Month That Are So, So, So, So, Soooooo Outrageously Hilarious
"during awards season i start talking like a football fan… this is our year… it’s all rigged… it all comes down to who wants it more… this is the worst performance of the season…" —@ihcarama
You've Earned A Break From Suffering Through Life To Enjoy A Little Scroll Through These 21 Comforting Posts From This Week
Use this post as a comfy little detour in your internet journey.
It's Only January, But Last Week Might Have Been One Of The Most Ridiculous Weeks On Twitter
"One thing about January is that she's going to make sure you feel all 31 of her days." —@_veuillez
In Memory Of Ron DeSantis's Failed Presidential Campaign, Here Are 16 DEEPLY Bizarre Pictures That Will Make You Cackle
"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it’s — gah never mind please stop trying to smile" —@TheDailyShow
Someone Call A Doctor Because I'm In Stitches After Laughing At These 17 Ridiculous Tweets From The Week
"Why does the kicker in football wear pads and helmets? All he does is kick the ball. It's a foul for the other team to touch him. The kicker should be wearing some kind of beautiful ice skater outfit that shows the team's personality." —@meanunclejack
You Deserve To Unwind From The Stress Of Existing To Enjoy These 22 Comforting Tweets From This Week
This post is your well-deserved break from the bad, evil internet for today. Enjoy.
Just 22 Very, Very, Very Funny Tweets By Women
"I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs" —@VeryBadLlama
Sit Back And Relax Because I've Got 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Last Week, Served Up *Just* For You
"Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn." —@ash1durr
18 Genuinely Hilarious Tweets By Parents That Made Me HOWL With Laughter
"When I became a parent, I was prepared for the inevitable tantrums over no cookies for dinner or it's time to turn off the TV to go to bed; I was not prepared for the 15-minute tantrum because he asked me for chocolate milk and I gave him some." —@emilykmay
16 Soul-Soothing Tweets That Will Crack Your Back And Clear Your Skin
Hear me out — maybe the internet isn't just an endless pit of misery. It also has pictures of dogs wearing hats.
Just 25 Absolutely Hilarious Tweets By Women
"instead of dry January I’m doing why January. it’s where every day i stand in the middle of the street & scream WHY GOD WHY" —@ElyKreimendahl
If 2024 Is Anything Like The Last Week On Twitter, It’s Bound To Be Verrry Funny
"Bank account nice and empty, starting the new year on a clean slate." —@iamchriscoro
People Are Sharing Their Controversial Parenting Opinions, And It's Definitely Sparking Some Debate
"If your kids hate each other, that’s a reflection of your parenting."
"Saltburn" Is Already Streaming, And These Funny Reactions Pretty Much Sum Up How I Feel About That Movie
I think we'll be talking about this movie for a very long time.
I'm Laughing (And Sobbing) At These 50 Tweets About Being A Woman In 2023
"My mom’s 60-something friend was set up with a 67-year-old guy who is 'not looking for anything serious' in case you think that ever ends." —@omgskr
These 34 Hilarious Tweets Will Singlehandedly Have Me Laughing Until The End Of The Year, And I Bet They Will For You, Too
"Some of y'all afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob."
75 Parents Who Proved Raising Kids In 2023 Is 100% Chaos 100% Of The Time
"Mid-tantrum, 6-year-old paused to write MAMA and DADA, then crossed out both words. Shocked by his own cruelty, he crumpled the page muttering 'not nice of me.'" —@adremily
99 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Women In 2023
"Is there any way this country could be victim to a mass gas leak and that is why everyone is acting so deranged?" —@hansmollman