23 Hysterical Tweets By Women That Totally, Completely, 100% Consumed My Entire Mind This Week
"i love when bands are like 'we haven’t played our most popular three songs but we’re leaving the stage now…..don’t ask us to come back out….we won’t do it…..don’t even think about chanting…..'" —@_chase_____
People Are Thirsting Over "Everything Everywhere All At Once" Editor Paul Rogers, And It's Hilarious
Everyone on the internet is thirsting for this man everywhere all at once.
Murderous Mexican Drug Cartels Are Thriving On Elon Musk’s Twitter
“Twitter shouldn’t provide a platform for Mexican cartel members to spread their hate and incite violence," an official for the organization behind a new report said.
28 Tweets By Women That Made Me LITERALLY Laugh My Ass Off This Month (Like, I Laughed So Hard My Butt Actually Said "Sayonara!" And Fell Off My Body)
"I’m not arguing with anyone who has their own picture as their lock screen. I stepped out of line and I apologize." —@jaxajueny
These Men's Rights Activists Literally Worship Elon Musk
Critics on Twitter called an Indian group's ceremony "cringe" and "embarrassing."
Eli Lilly Reduced The Price Of Insulin To $35 Per Month, And This Guy Who Trolled The Company Can Take Some Credit
Writer Sean Morrow, pretending to be pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly, tweeted “insulin is free now” in November. Now it almost is.
21 Tweets By Women That Are So, So, So, So, Soooooo Outrageously Hilarious
"does anyone know a good divorce lawyer? my husband asked what I was reading and I said, 'a room of one's own' and he replied, 'I actually prefer rooms with two or three zones'" —@BrotiGupta
20 Hysterical Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard The Wind Was Knocked Right Out Of Me
"I hate saying I have an 'open marriage' bc it’s misleading. We’re only allowed to sleep with people who can help our careers" —@mesallyann
Twitter Users Are Calling Out Elon Musk After Twitter Announced It Will Now Charge For Text Two-Factor Authentication
Users have expressed their frustration at Musk’s move to paywall this universal security measure, the latest of a series of controversial decisions by the CEO.
I Can't Begin To Express To You How Much Better Your Life Will Be When You Read These 23 Hilarious Tweets By Women
"instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?" —@_chase_____
Donald Trump Asked Twitter To Take Down This Chrissy Teigen Tweet
The revelation came during a congressional hearing on Twitter’s handling of the Hunter Biden laptop story.
31 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Women So Far In 2023
"parents get so bent up when you claim to love your pet like a child but the fact is i love my dog a lot more than some of your dads loved you." —@missmayn
RIP To The Best Bots On Twitter
“I’m not paying a dime to Elon lol.”
Twitter Is Shedding Users, Most Of Them Democrats, A New Survey Shows
Trust in the platform has dropped among Democrats and risen among Republicans.
Meet Three People Whose Lives Literally Were Saved By Twitter
A stage actor, an activist journalist, and a hard rocker share their tales.
People On Twitter Are Roasting Kim Kardashian For Buying Princess Diana's Necklace, And I'm SCREAMING
Kim rn: 🤑💰📿💅✨
21 Funny Tweets By Women That Will Give You The Will To Live Another Week
"Yeah taxes are stressful but you ever have a server pull up a chair to your table, then sit down and explain how the restaurant works while making unwavering eye contact" —@KathrynKvas
10 Tips for a Healthier New Year From Doctors On Twitter
Increasing fiber, keeping your feet off the dashboard, and limiting alcohol consumption — pediatricians, oncologists, and psychologists offer tips for a healthy 2023.
Sebastian Croft Apologized To Fans "Hurt" By His Involvement In The New "Harry Potter" Video Game, "Hogwarts Legacy"
"I know far more now than I did three years ago, and hope to learn far more in the next three."
20 Hysterical Tweets By Women That Sent Me To An Early Grave
"Really feel like I should have gotten to fuck around a whole lot more for the historic amount of 'finding out' that's happened in my lifespan" —@VeryBadLlama
This Woman Went Viral For Sharing How She Was Stalked By A Man Months After Being Polite To Him In A Restaurant, And It's Something Way Too Many Women Can Relate To
"I was in shock and terrified that a stranger who I had never shared personal information with had shown up at my workplace. TWICE. I couldn't stop shaking."
Congrats To The Biggest Loser
Elon Musk has lost an estimated $182 billion, taking the Guinness World Record for “largest loss of personal fortune.”
17 Funny Tweets By Women That Have Me Cackling Like A Chronically Late Witch Who Doesn't Realize Halloween Was 3 Months Ago
"Well, well, well if it isn’t all my 'we’ll deal with it in January' chickens home to roost" —@hansmollman
People Are Already Tweeting About The Trials And Tribulations Of Dry January, And It's So Funny I Almost Spit Out My Mocktail
"So, dry January means no posting thirst traps for a month, right?" —@sunny_Nita_
2023 Is Officially Here, And These 18 Tweets About New Year's Resolutions Will Have You Laughing Until 2024
"My new year's resolution is to drink more and be more annoying at parties." —@slayyyter
These 15 Memes Dominated 2022 Twitter, And I Just Want To Thank Them For Enhancing My Twitter Obsession Even Further
A year of fantastic memes.
I'm Genuinely Curious If You Think Any Of These Celebs Should Be The Next Twitter CEO
Okay, but Keanu Reeves as the Twitter CEO...👀
22 Funny Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Got A Stomachache
"Whoa, I just learned women who use male pen names were doing it to sell more books. I thought they were just trying to lower expectations." —@ginnyhogan_
Elon Musk Said He Will Step Down As Twitter CEO As Soon As He Can “Find Someone Foolish Enough To Take The Job”
Musk tweeted the news in the wake of a Twitter poll in which 57.5% of voters said he should vacate the top spot.
Elon Musk Ran A Twitter Poll On Whether He Should Step Down As The Platform's CEO. The Resounding Answer: Yes.
The billionaire had said he would abide by the results.