These 26 Hysterical Jokes By Parents Made Me Cringe, Cry, And Cackle
"Heard a woman in Target ask her kid ‘is that a smart choice to make with your money?’ and now I wish she would follow me around the store, too." —@oneawkwardmom
Alice Lahoda
I Laughed So Hard At These 24 Hilarious Tweets By Women That My Butt LITERALLY Fell Off (Seriously, Both Cheeks Are Gone!!!)
"The problem with modern rom-coms is everyone is too clever and quippy. Let me watch two bumbling morons struggle through a low-stakes conversation, PLEASE." —@caitiedelaney
Alice Lahoda
16 Hilarious Tweets That Are Very Relatable For Anyone Who Lives With A Kiddo
"i admire how when babies don't want to hold something anymore, they just drop it." —@earthtojosh
Audrey Engvalson
52 Genuinely Hysterical Tweets By Women That Proved Laughter Is The Best Medicine Because I've Never Felt Better
"it happened to me: i finally answered an email i had been putting off & the person responded right away & now i'm back to square one" —@sarahroseetter
Alice Lahoda
50 Genuinely Hilarious Jokes By Parents Who REALLY Need A Break
"My daughter told me that I should be a little faster with her laundry and asked if I could fold things a little neater. She had a whole near-death experience and didn’t even realize." —@KatieDeal99
Alice Lahoda
Conspiracy Theorists Think A US Senator Is Using A Body Double, And Twitter Is Having A Field Day
"If there was more than one John Fetterman, what would you even do about it. What makes you think you could even stop them…" —@Srirachachau 👨🦲🥸
Alice Lahoda
I Cannot Overstate How Completely, Totally, Wildly Hilarious These 23 Tweets By Women Are
"I had day surgery today (nothing big) and they were like 'don't make any important decisions in the next 24 hours bc you might not remember them.' But I had to go grocery shopping. Later Morgan was like 'you bought ... so much, like a lot, of cheese.'" —@beatonna
Alice Lahoda
32 Hilarious Parents Who Pulled Absolutely No Punches On Twitter
"If you want to feel better about your parenting, my 14-year-old asked if she could be a six-pack of beer with her friends for Halloween." —@ksujulie
Alice Lahoda
You'll Literally Lose Your Mind Laughing At These 23 Hysterical Tweets By Women
"i wonder if foreigners realize that they will never hate Americans as much as Americans hate other Americans, like bro, the east and west coast start discourse every 2–3 business days over who’s better, and Texas daydreams about beating the breaks off Oklahoma, y’all can’t touch us." —@dianelyssa
Alice Lahoda
33 Parents Who Prove Raising Kids Is 100% Chaos 100% Of The Time
"Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: 'Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.'" —@mommajessiec
Alice Lahoda
These 50 Hilarious Tweets By Women Brought The World So Much Joy Last Month, And Elon Can Never Take That Away From Us
"it happened to me: i finally answered an email i had been putting off & the person responded right away & now i'm back to square one" —@sarahroseetter
Alice Lahoda
55 Hysterical Moms And Dads Who Prove Parenthood Is NOT For The Faint Of Heart
"Took my 8yo to the museum and she asked if every picture was the Mona Lisa then when we left she made sure to tell the people in line 'don’t bother, this museum doesn’t even have the Mona Lisa'" —@IHideFromMyKids
Alice Lahoda
21 Hysterical Tweets By Moms And Dads That Have Me Hootin' And Hollerin'
"Welcome to parenthood. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if a day was 3267 hours long?" —@HenpeckedHal
Alice Lahoda
I Cannot Overstate How Completely, Totally, Wildly Hilarious These 24 Tweets By Women Are
"Have never identified more with anyone than I just did with the woman who walked into the grocery store in front of me, shook her head, said 'I can’t be making these kinds of decisions today' and walked right back out" —@ambernoelle
Alice Lahoda
Miley Cyrus' Brother, Trace Cyrus Found Himself In Hot Water After Bashing Women On OnlyFans
"I just think this independent mindset of not needing a man is extremely toxic and leads to a very lonely future.”
Mychal Thompson
Only A Nincompoop Wouldn't Laugh At These 23 Hilarious Tweets By Women
"Met some people who worked at an Escape Room, and their most hated customer was a guy who would take all his dates there and pretend he was a genius." —@eade_bengard
Alice Lahoda
33 Hysterical Parents Who Prove Raising Kids Is 100% Not For The Faint Of Heart
"Love emails like 'Hi parents! We are so excited for this fall! Please create a log in for your Zerlap account, which can be accessed through your Bloppo app, which is linked on our website in a place that’s literally impossible to find, also the link is dead, see you soon!'" —@ambernoelle
Alice Lahoda
My Stomach Is Basically A Bottomless Pit Of Laughter After Reading Through These 23 Funny Tweets From The Week
I'm still laughing at Kim Kardashian stealing Kourtney's "fuck ass bob."
Alana Valko
32 Genuinely Hilarious Tweets By Desis That Made Me LOL
"Madhuri Dixit is incomplete without 'M'"
Sumedha Bharpilania
I'm Pretty Much Spitting Out My Food At These 27 Hilarious Tweets From The Week
“Why are we keeping it a secret where I’m supposed to tap my debit card. Why am I slowly sliding it around the screen like I am cracking a safe.”
Alana Valko
19 Of The Funniest Tweets From The Weekend That Will Have You Laughing So Hard You'll Pee A Little Bit
"I hate when a man is a loser and you can tell nobody has ever told him he’s a loser."
Mychal Thompson
35 Genuinely Hysterical Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard My Butt Fell Off
"Oppenheimer and Barbie has nothing on Little Women and The Rise of Skywalker playing next to each other in theaters in 2019. Beth was dying at the beach and through the walls the imperial march theme was blasting 😭 at her funeral you could hear the lightsabers 😭" —@gretagerwigflew
Alice Lahoda
40 Hysterical Parents Who Tweeted Through Another LooOOOoooOOong Month Of Parenthood
"It’s pretty impressive how chill toddlers are most of the time when you remember that they usually have 0 context for anything that is happening. Today, a week after we moved to another state, my son looked around and then asked, 'are we still on earth?'" —@fklein907
Alice Lahoda
I Can't Stop Laughing At These 19 Hilarious Tweets From The Weekend
I need to know why that woman brought a bundle of blueberries to the club.
Alana Valko
Please Enjoy These Absolute Gems From Black Twitter This Week
"So apparently Beyoncé is causing a nursing shortage over the weekend at my hospital....Hope they don't call me to come in cuz I'm part of the reason they're gonna be short. I'mma answer and let them hear 'You Won't Break My Soul' in the background."
Michaela Bramwell
Elon Musk Is Determined To Ruin Twitter, So Here Are The Funniest Reactions To His Strange Logo On Top Of The Twitter HQ
"That sign was definitely created by someone who makes exploding cars."
Michaela Bramwell
50 Delightfully Hilarious Jokes By Parents Who REALLY Need A Break
"When my 2-year-old doesn’t want to talk anymore, she ends the conversation with 'happy birthday' and walks away waving bye." —@themultiplemom
Alice Lahoda
99 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Survived Elon Musk's First Full Year At Twitter
"I told the bus driver he was hot when I got off the bus because life's short, but now he's my driver on the way back, too, so turns out life is long." —@hellolanemoore
Alice Lahoda
Watching "Barbie" And "Oppenheimer" Is A Lot More Fun Because Of These Hilarious Tweets
Should we start calling "Desi Twitter" "Desi X" now?
Sumedha Bharpilania
Here, My Friend, Are The Funniest Viral Weekend Tweets
LMAO.
Ryan Schocket
