22 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh Like A Vaguely Unhinged Movie Villain (But, Like, In A Good Way)
"sir u are 27 years old, u don’t have a thing for 'milfs' those women are your PEERS" —@bb_apes
"My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over." —@omgskr
People Are Debating What The End Piece Of Bread Is Called, And Now I'm Dying To Know What You Call It
The correct answer is the butt. 🍞
"Dancing With The Stars" Crowned Their New Champion Last Night, And Twitter Is Totally Divided About It
It looks like the heat went from the dance floor to the keyboard.
These 24 Hysterical Tweets By Women Will Brighten Your Entire Week (And Help Pass The Time If You're Still In Ticketmaster's Queue For The "Eras" Tour)
"Well, I think we can all agree we had a nice long break between election cycles." —@ginnyhogan_
The decision was based on a Twitter poll.
These 101 Hilarious Tweets By Women Brought The World So Much Joy Over The Past 15 Years, And Elon Can Never Take That Away From Us
"Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider... well they’re back and it worked" —@katie_phenix
We’ll keep updating this post until the chaos ends, one way or another.
"For the rest of the year — no work, no emails, just go to the zoo."
Elon Musk's move to prevent account impersonation has left many users' display names frozen in time.
Let's place our bets.
"Whenever you see pics of adorable babies with 'I voted' today stickers, remember: That's voter fraud." —@juliareinstein
"I don't wanna be Christmas forever, Elon Musk help I've made a mistake."
“Bankruptcy isn’t out of the question,” CEO Elon Musk reportedly told staff.
A quiz about all the mess that has gone down at Elon Musk's company.
It might stymie bot armies, but people will be awful under their real names.
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"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog 'NO!' and then more quietly, 'We talked about this!'" —@NicCageMatch
However, Tate told BuzzFeed News he doesn’t have “any active Twitter accounts.”
"It's No Nut November. Time for women to take up the nutting just like our ancestors worked jobs when the men went off to war" —@ChloeCunha
"People Want To Feel Like They're Part Of A Movement": These Gen Z Political Organizers Think Memes Can Change The Country
"The old guard in Democratic politics has an issue with not bringing young people to the table.” —@OrganizerMemes
The new Twitter Blue rolled out…sort of. Meanwhile, the world’s richest man bickered with Jack Dorsey and Kathy Griffin.
This Woman Called Her Local Congressman About Her Menstrual Cycle, And It Proves How Ridiculous It Is For Men To Think They Have A Say In Women's Reproductive Rights
"I think that we need to be pushing back in any way — like, they can't just silence us."
New owner Elon Musk tweeted Friday that there was "no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day."
The case for (*cringe*) paying for Twitter.
The queen of Halloween, Miss Heidi Klum 🎃👑🪱💅.
Please. I need this.
👩🔬 I Was Working For BuzzFeed Late One Night 💻 When My Eyes Beheld A Funny Sight 👀 For 28 Hilarious Women Began To Tweet 🐦 And Gave Us All A Halloween Treat 🎃 They Made Us Laugh! 💀 (These Tweets Will Make You Laugh!) 😂
"one time i was on an elevator and a guy dropped a bunch of loose grapes on the ground then was like 'sorry i haven’t eaten grapes in a while' & i think about him every day" —@_chase_____
Several top executives, including the CEO, reportedly have been fired.
This Kid Hid An Apple Core "Underneath" (Underneath WHAT?!), And It's Inspiring Parents To Share Their Own Kids' Mysterious Eating Habits
"2-year-old once created an entire checkerboard out of sliced cheese that he stuck onto the window in our living room." —@KLM19464
"(having the worst, most graphic intrusive thought i‘ve had in a long, long time) ok now do a silly one" —@Ewelannawhite