Sit Back And Relax Because I've Got 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Last Week, Served Up *Just* For You
"Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn." —@ash1durr
18 Genuinely Hilarious Tweets By Parents That Made Me HOWL With Laughter
"When I became a parent, I was prepared for the inevitable tantrums over no cookies for dinner or it's time to turn off the TV to go to bed; I was not prepared for the 15-minute tantrum because he asked me for chocolate milk and I gave him some." —@emilykmay
16 Soul-Soothing Tweets That Will Crack Your Back And Clear Your Skin
Hear me out — maybe the internet isn't just an endless pit of misery. It also has pictures of dogs wearing hats.
Just 25 Absolutely Hilarious Tweets By Women
"instead of dry January I’m doing why January. it’s where every day i stand in the middle of the street & scream WHY GOD WHY" —@ElyKreimendahl
If 2024 Is Anything Like The Last Week On Twitter, It’s Bound To Be Verrry Funny
"Bank account nice and empty, starting the new year on a clean slate." —@iamchriscoro
People Are Sharing Their Controversial Parenting Opinions, And It's Definitely Sparking Some Debate
"If your kids hate each other, that’s a reflection of your parenting."
"Saltburn" Is Already Streaming, And These Funny Reactions Pretty Much Sum Up How I Feel About That Movie
I think we'll be talking about this movie for a very long time.
I'm Laughing (And Sobbing) At These 50 Tweets About Being A Woman In 2023
"My mom’s 60-something friend was set up with a 67-year-old guy who is 'not looking for anything serious' in case you think that ever ends." —@omgskr
These 34 Hilarious Tweets Will Singlehandedly Have Me Laughing Until The End Of The Year, And I Bet They Will For You, Too
"Some of y'all afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob."
75 Parents Who Proved Raising Kids In 2023 Is 100% Chaos 100% Of The Time
"Mid-tantrum, 6-year-old paused to write MAMA and DADA, then crossed out both words. Shocked by his own cruelty, he crumpled the page muttering 'not nice of me.'" —@adremily
99 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Women In 2023
"Is there any way this country could be victim to a mass gas leak and that is why everyone is acting so deranged?" —@hansmollman
I'm Still Chuckling At These 31 Funny Tweets From The Week, And You Will Too
"Elon has lost his wife, his kids, $40 billion dollars, and his space ship crashed. It’s like a genre of country music that doesn’t even exist yet."
I Think Last Week Might Have Been The Funniest Week On Twitter, So Please Enjoy All The Best Tweets I've Collected Just For You
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Travis Kelce's Hilariously Unproblematic Old Tweets As Zodiac Signs, From "NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Taurus) To "Just Call Me Dream Boi!!! Haha Lmao" (Pisces)
"How can you hold on to the right things, if you can't let go of the wrong things..." —@tkelce (classic Libra♎)
These 29 Funny Tweets From The Week Will Keep Me Entertained Until Thanksgiving
It's giving season. It's giving...season.
Fair Warning: You'll Literally Pass Away From Laughing At The 28 Funniest Tweets By Women Last Week (RIP!!!)
"I have compiled an exhaustive list of people who saw me last week and didn’t tell me about that chin hair. You won’t be forgiven." —@anylaurie16
34 Very, Very, Very Funny Parents Who Tweeted Through Another Long-AF Week Of Parenthood
"Don’t judge me for my toddler eating a chicken nugget for lunch. Judge me for not knowing where the chicken nugget came from." —@mommajessiec
These 22 Genuinely Hysterical Tweets By Women Made My Entire Week, And I Bet They'll Make Yours, Too
"i love when people are able to introduce me to their grandparents using their insane made-up name in a 100% serious tone, 'this is peeps and lolly.'" —@emilykmay
I Can't Stop Cackling At These 50 Parents Who Prove Raising Kids Is 100% Not For Everyone
"Overheard my kids whispering outside my bedroom door and one of them said 'she hasn’t had coffee yet' and then they both backed away from my door and it was quiet again." —@kristabellerina
You'll Pass Away From Laughing At The 47 Funniest Tweets By Women Last Month (RIP!!!)
"to do lists are so fun. it’s just 'drink water' and 'read' followed by a list of everything i’ve ever wanted to achieve since i was 7" —@_chase_____
I Hate These 18 Nightmare-Inducing Photos So Much That I'd Give Up My Firstborn Just To Erase Them From My Memory
Someone pass me the soap so I can wash the image of these things from my eyes and brain.
32 Hysterical Parents Who Tweeted Through Another LooOOOoooOOong Week Of Parenthood
"I hate when people say 'you look tired.' I have kids, this is just how I look now." —@mom_needsalife
I Can't Get Over How Funny These "I Hate Going To Gay Halloween Parties..." Tweets Are
I seriously can't stop laughing at Noo-Noo, the little vacuum cleaner from Teletubbies.
24 Positively Hysterical Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Needed My Inhaler
"when someone is talking about 'protecting their peace' you know they are the absolute most chaotic person alive" —@1followernodad
22 Hilarious Tweets That Made Me Realize Society Is Well And Truly F*cked
"At least Sisyphus never had to deal with people emailing him new boulders that they could have pushed up the hill themselves." —@joshgondelman
I Cannot Overstate How Hysterical These 29 Tweets By Parents Are
"Told my sister I had to buy rice krispy treats cause I’m snack mom for my daughter’s game and she said why don’t you just make them and I said I’m sorry you have the wrong number and hung up on her." —@itssherifield
I Genuinely Can't Overstate How Hysterical These 22 Tweets By Women Are
"New rejection level unlocked: 'we are grateful for the confidence you have demonstrated in sending your work'" —@fklein907
I Can't Stop Laughing (And Sobbing) At These 20 Tweets About The State Of Humanity
"I don’t know why I have a headache. all I do is look at screens much of the day then go out in the sun for hours then grind my teeth all night" —@danielleweisber
26 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Parents This Week
"gave baby her first bath yesterday, she pooped in the tub and when i picked her up to wipe her off she pooped on my hand. i keep telling her she’s not allowed to be a comedian, but she’s clearly not listening." —@ambercrollo
I Cannot Overstate How Hysterical These 27 Tweets By Women Are
"Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life" —@soupinthering