I'm Still Chuckling At These 31 Funny Tweets From The Week, And You Will Too
"Elon has lost his wife, his kids, $40 billion dollars, and his space ship crashed. It’s like a genre of country music that doesn’t even exist yet."
I Think Last Week Might Have Been The Funniest Week On Twitter, So Please Enjoy All The Best Tweets I've Collected Just For You
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Travis Kelce's Hilariously Unproblematic Old Tweets As Zodiac Signs, From "NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Taurus) To "Just Call Me Dream Boi!!! Haha Lmao" (Pisces)
"How can you hold on to the right things, if you can't let go of the wrong things..." —@tkelce (classic Libra♎)
These 29 Funny Tweets From The Week Will Keep Me Entertained Until Thanksgiving
It's giving season. It's giving...season.
Fair Warning: You'll Literally Pass Away From Laughing At The 28 Funniest Tweets By Women Last Week (RIP!!!)
"I have compiled an exhaustive list of people who saw me last week and didn’t tell me about that chin hair. You won’t be forgiven." —@anylaurie16
34 Very, Very, Very Funny Parents Who Tweeted Through Another Long-AF Week Of Parenthood
"Don’t judge me for my toddler eating a chicken nugget for lunch. Judge me for not knowing where the chicken nugget came from." —@mommajessiec
These 22 Genuinely Hysterical Tweets By Women Made My Entire Week, And I Bet They'll Make Yours, Too
"i love when people are able to introduce me to their grandparents using their insane made-up name in a 100% serious tone, 'this is peeps and lolly.'" —@emilykmay
I Can't Stop Cackling At These 50 Parents Who Prove Raising Kids Is 100% Not For Everyone
"Overheard my kids whispering outside my bedroom door and one of them said 'she hasn’t had coffee yet' and then they both backed away from my door and it was quiet again." —@kristabellerina
You'll Pass Away From Laughing At The 47 Funniest Tweets By Women Last Month (RIP!!!)
"to do lists are so fun. it’s just 'drink water' and 'read' followed by a list of everything i’ve ever wanted to achieve since i was 7" —@_chase_____
I Hate These 18 Nightmare-Inducing Photos So Much That I'd Give Up My Firstborn Just To Erase Them From My Memory
Someone pass me the soap so I can wash the image of these things from my eyes and brain.
32 Hysterical Parents Who Tweeted Through Another LooOOOoooOOong Week Of Parenthood
"I hate when people say 'you look tired.' I have kids, this is just how I look now." —@mom_needsalife
I Can't Get Over How Funny These "I Hate Going To Gay Halloween Parties..." Tweets Are
I seriously can't stop laughing at Noo-Noo, the little vacuum cleaner from Teletubbies.
24 Positively Hysterical Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Needed My Inhaler
"when someone is talking about 'protecting their peace' you know they are the absolute most chaotic person alive" —@1followernodad
22 Hilarious Tweets That Made Me Realize Society Is Well And Truly F*cked
"At least Sisyphus never had to deal with people emailing him new boulders that they could have pushed up the hill themselves." —@joshgondelman
I Cannot Overstate How Hysterical These 29 Tweets By Parents Are
"Told my sister I had to buy rice krispy treats cause I’m snack mom for my daughter’s game and she said why don’t you just make them and I said I’m sorry you have the wrong number and hung up on her." —@itssherifield
I Genuinely Can't Overstate How Hysterical These 22 Tweets By Women Are
"New rejection level unlocked: 'we are grateful for the confidence you have demonstrated in sending your work'" —@fklein907
I Can't Stop Laughing (And Sobbing) At These 20 Tweets About The State Of Humanity
"I don’t know why I have a headache. all I do is look at screens much of the day then go out in the sun for hours then grind my teeth all night" —@danielleweisber
26 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Parents This Week
"gave baby her first bath yesterday, she pooped in the tub and when i picked her up to wipe her off she pooped on my hand. i keep telling her she’s not allowed to be a comedian, but she’s clearly not listening." —@ambercrollo
I Cannot Overstate How Hysterical These 27 Tweets By Women Are
"Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life" —@soupinthering
Twitter Was A Hilarious Dumpster Fire Last Week, So Here Are 26 Of The Funniest Tweets From The Week
"How do I form meaningful friendships as an adult without enrolling in grad school or joining a cult?"
28 Hysterical Tweets By Parents That Sent Me To An Early Grave
"My daughter wrote a story titled 'My Mom Loves Coke' but didn’t clarify it was the soda and now I’m nervous for parent-teacher conferences" —@KatieDeal99
21 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Women This Week
"When you check the furniture website and the home page says 'We are the tellers of a story not commonly told' and it's like okay I guess they're not doing a sale" —@annadrezen
I Cannot Overstate How Wildly Hilarious These 47 Tweets By Parents Are
"Now that my kid is in high school, I’m trying to be his silent sideline support system, but last night he told me his English teacher is making him put two spaces after a period, and HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT INTERVENE?!?" —@SaraMooreWagne1
I Cannot Overstate How Wildly Hilarious These 52 Tweets By Women Are
"Hey, sorry I missed your text, I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave" —@VeryBadLlama
27 Hilarious Parents Who Pulled Absolutely No Punches On Twitter Last Week
"Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section." —@Chhapiness
21 Viral Tweets By Women That Are So, So, So, So, SOOOO Outrageously Hilarious
"when men honk at you to get your attention in the street it’s like ok. now what. you have startled me and now your down the street. what was the point." —@chrissychlapp
These 26 Hysterical Jokes By Parents Made Me Cringe, Cry, And Cackle
"Heard a woman in Target ask her kid ‘is that a smart choice to make with your money?’ and now I wish she would follow me around the store, too." —@oneawkwardmom
I Laughed So Hard At These 24 Hilarious Tweets By Women That My Butt LITERALLY Fell Off (Seriously, Both Cheeks Are Gone!!!)
"The problem with modern rom-coms is everyone is too clever and quippy. Let me watch two bumbling morons struggle through a low-stakes conversation, PLEASE." —@caitiedelaney
16 Hilarious Tweets That Are Very Relatable For Anyone Who Lives With A Kiddo
"i admire how when babies don't want to hold something anymore, they just drop it." —@earthtojosh
52 Genuinely Hysterical Tweets By Women That Proved Laughter Is The Best Medicine Because I've Never Felt Better
"it happened to me: i finally answered an email i had been putting off & the person responded right away & now i'm back to square one" —@sarahroseetter