"Hell, go lick as many freaking donuts as you want. Girl, you deserve it!"
"I'm usually naked when I garden." — Paris Jackson, and prolly a lot of other people, tbh.
He couldn't stop laughing, and neither could I, tbh.
Mom goals are strong here.
"Idk I think feminism should be called something different, like common sense or something."
Box of tissues not included.
Free the bangs!
"Sorry, I would heal you, but leprosy is a pre-existing condition."
One word: chestnut.
Oh, hello everyone else's nipples.
Kendall Jenner Just Posted A Topless Selfie So Maybe Everyone Will Please Stop Talking About Pepsi/Fyre Festival
April has just not been Kendall's month.
"No one called or emailed?"
Slaying cancer, like a Brenda.
I see you, Margaret Atwood cameo.
Pass the chastity belt.
Let's not all get swallowed by floods and eviscerated by drought, ya know?
Pregnancy just really suits the Queen.
FYI: cats will love empty boxes way more than the toys you're gonna buy them.
It's hard to improve on perfection but...we'll try.