100 Parenting Tweets That Are Honestly Making Me Laugh So Hard
"My toddler won't wear a shoe with a tiny grain of sand in it, but he can walk around all day with a turd in his pants."
17 Totally Cringeworthy — And Seriously Hilarious — Breakup Stories I Wasn't Prepared For
"The officer dragged him away crying and screaming Weezer lyrics."
Women Are Sharing The Creepy Things Guys Do That They Don't Even Realize Are A Problem
Dear men, stop doing this stuff. K, thanks.
19 People Share Their Weirdest Sexual Experiences, And Honestly, I May Never Recover
"Then she pulled out a cat hand puppet and finished me with it."
15 Husbands We Should Maybe Be A Little Worried About
I have some serious questions for these husbands.
21 Painfully Awkward — And Totally Hilarious — Moments People Realized They Were Old
"The time I asked one guy if he knew who Paul McCartney was, and he asked me if that's Jesse McCartney's dad."
21 Hilariously Honest Parents Who Tweeted To Keep From Crying
"When my 10-year-old asks for something and I just give a huge sigh, she says, 'Yay!' because she knows she's already won."
15 Kids Who Will Leave You Scratching Your Head Pretty Hard
I have some questions for these kids.
Babysitters Are Sharing The Secrets They Found Out About The Parents They Work For, And Y'all Are Not Ready
"The 7-year-old said, 'Don't open that drawer! Mommy said it has bags of sugar in it!"
15 Kids Who Are Figuring Life Out Way Faster Than The Rest Of Us
They are going places you've never, ever been.
People Are Tweeting Hilariously Weird Things They Did As Kids, And There Are No Words
"I had a folder in my desk with a hair from every kid in the class on an individual piece of tape with their name just in case cloning technology was ever invented."
15 Hilarious Husband Fails That Prove Wives Are Basically Saints
They mean well...I think.
14 Things No One Tells You Could Happen To Your Breasts After Pregnancy And Breastfeeding
I'm looking at you, nipple hair.
17 Moms Whose Day Is Going Great, Juuuust Great
Motherhood is going just about as good as expected.
23 "How My Parents Met" Stories That Prove Fate Is So, So Real
"My dad's car broke down and he had to hitchhike. My mom picked him up."
17 Hilarious Things Only Really, REALLY Pregnant Women Would Do
"My nipples are so angry."
15 Hilarious Dads Who Didn't Know These Were Fails Until Way Too Late
Dads. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
19 Parents Tweeted About Sex After Kids And The Truth Has Never Been So Hilarious
"Your sex life as a parent basically becomes 'Fifty Shades of Pray Those Kids Stay Asleep.'"
17 Hilariously Brutal Wives Whose Savagery Their Husbands Didn't See Coming
To love, to honor, and to troll.
15 Totally Funny Wife Fails That Are Also Really, Really Uncomfortable
They tried, they failed, they laughed about it.