18 Hilariously Brutal Things Older Siblings Did To Their Younger Siblings That They're Still Salty About
"My older brother tricked me into thinking I was eating beef jerky, when it was really dog treats."
17 Parents Share The Grossest Thing They've Had To Do Since Having Kids
"I had to make a bowl with my hands while my toddler projectile-vomited into them at a restaurant."
17 Partners Of Pregnant Women Who Tweeted To Keep From Crying
"My wife was crying because she couldn't find her socks...they were on her feet."
21 Really, Really Funny Parents Who Are Definitely Hanging By A Thread
"Ways to piss off your child. Feed them. Bathe them. Clothe them. Breathe."
19 People Tell Us The Hilarious Things They Learned Super Late, And No Judgment. OK, A Little.
"I thought 'flipping the bird' meant kids capturing birds and just chucking them at random people."
15 Students Who Made Their Teachers Laugh In Ways Teachers Should Never Laugh
"One of my students said, 'If you want men to like you, you gotta drink champagne!'"
21 Moms Who Hilariously Summed Up Breastfeeding With A Single Tweet
"I think my son woke up on the wrong side of the boob."
23 Younger Siblings Share The Hilariously Mean Things Their Older Siblings Did To Them
"My older sister made me climb into the dryer...and then she turned it on."
18 Grandmas Who Sent Some Hilariously Genius Texts
When a grandma hits 'send,' it's bound to be hilarious.
People Are Sharing The Things They Learned Embarrassingly Late, And We Need A New Word For Embarrassing
"It was a long time before I learned that Houston is not the name of the guy the astronauts talk to."
21 Brutally Real Wedding Tweets That Are Also Really, Really Funny
"On my wedding day, I'll probably look so pretty that I get cocky and suggest we see other people."
Professional Chefs Are Sharing The Mistakes We're All Making In The Kitchen, And These Are Really Good To Know, Y'all
"If you want to cut onions without the juices making you cry, chill them first."
Teachers Are Sharing The Funniest Things Their Students Have Ever Said, And I Can't With The Hilarity
"Your shirt smells like a grandma, but your armpits smell like a Chuck E. Cheese."
Younger Siblings — Tell Us The Totally Savage Thing Your Older Sibling Did To You As A Kid
They're so savage it's hilarious.
17 People Share The Weirdest Things They've Seen At Someone Else's House, And I'm Honestly Speechless
"One of my exes collected her fingernail and toenail clippings in little glass bottles, and displayed them over her bed."
Tell Us The Totally Gross Thing You've Had To Do As A Parent
Go ahead, gross us out.
17 Dads Whose Texts Are Way Too Funny To Be Ignored
"I can't make noise with my armpits anymore!"
A Mom Got Shamed For Bringing Her 4-Year Old Son Into The Women's Restroom And 24 Other Ridiculous Reasons
"My mother-in-law shamed me for having a cat, saying it would smell milk on my baby and 'steal the baby's breath.'"
23 Dads On Twitter Who Know How To Speak The Hilarious Truth
"The biggest marketing lie to parents is, 'Fun for the whole family.'"
19 Really Weird — And Really Hilarious — Punishments People Actually Gave Their Kids
"My mom made me express dog anal glands three times a day...without gloves."