Billy Mays, Classy to the End
Here's a heartwarming shot of the late Billy "champion of the working man" Mays wishing his good friend ShamWow Vince a speedy recovery.
Skull Worms
Not to freak anybody out, but next time you feel an itch on your scalp, be careful. It might be a Botfly worm crawling around beneath your skin.
Auto-Tune The News On Piano
If you take the news and auto-tune it, and then un-auto-tune it, it turns into this. It all sounds so bittersweet on a keyboard, shawty.
Thank You, Internet
I was begining to think you couldn't make anything beautiful anymore, and then I saw this.
Auto-Tune The News #8 (Featuring T-Pain!)
As you know, we've always got to post the amazing musical creation that is Auto-Tune The News. The week's not only discusses geese and Michael Vick, but features the man who proudly brought auto-tune to the forefront of music: T-Pain.
Birkencrocks
Want Birkenstocks but won't wear leather? Want Crocs, but they're not douchey enough? For the footwear connoisseur who can't quite decide which kind of obnoxious to be: half Croc, half Birkenstock. (via bbg)
iPhone App For Being Fat
The Chipotle iPhone app is probably the fastest way to get a 10,000 calorie burrito inside of your mouth.
Keggers of Yore
A delightful tumblr of people drunk in past decades. Just delightful.
Worst Banner Ad Ever
Non-porn site ign.com today is featuring a dripping white fist bursting out of a hairy orifice. This is just not how I thought I was supposed to use my deodorant. Also, I just puked up a little of my breakfast muffin.
Salami Fighting Association
Salami Fighting involves wearing bacon-skirts and doing heroic battle with salamis, no big deal.
Charles Nelson Riley
Popular 80's denizen Weird Al Yankovic has teamed up with Election '04 fixture Jib Jab to make a tribute to the formerly living Charles Nelson Riley.
Mos Def's MJ Tribute
Though I generally think of Mos Def's foray into singing as an unfortunate predecessor to Kanye's auto-tuned mistakes, this cover of Billie Jean is pretty great. (via The Awl)
Musk Wink Rub
I spotted this mystery spa treatment on my way into the BuzzFeed office this morning. Anybody know what it means? Do I want one? If I get one, can I tell my wife about it?
Hot Makeout Sessions
It's firmly Monday morning so I don't really have words to describe this yet.
The Onion Sold To China
It seems the rumors of their demise/sale, were all true.
To the Guy at the Other Urinal
Here's a great craigslist posting about how manly it is to piss super hard.
BSoD Gunshow
Hey ladies, did someone say they wanted to see a gunshow? BAM!
Massive Blow Jobs
When a small town like Belmullet loses one job, it's a pretty big deal. But 82 jobs? That's a massive blow job.
At the Cosplay
I don't understand what's happening in this picture, but I'm mesmerized.
Twitter in Your WoW
You know how it's hard to keep up on your twitter account because you have to switch out of World of Warcraft to see it? And how it's super hard to talk to girls?