Erotic Gummy Art
If you slip a Haribo Twin Cherries over your index finger it totally looks like a donger.
"The Hangover" Window Decal
With remarkable speed, a VW Beetle owner has commemorated Zack Galfianakis's "wolfpack" speech from The Hangover with a large window-decal. This is class, right here.
Carnivore's Support Group
Jack is starting a support group for BuzzFeed vegans if anyone needs a shoulder to cry on.
Japanese Boy Rejected
This little dude meets his first Megan Fox at about 0:40.
Raccoon-Dog Testicles
A series of illustrations from the 1840's of raccoon-dogs doing awesome stuff with their ball-sacs. Turns out they make great catfish mallets.
Rock Out With Your Conch Out
Please enjoy this gallery of dead-sexy album covers from the Soviet Union.
Ladybug Taint
Ladybug taint is an odd flavor that comes from having ladybug taints all up in your wine.
Jockstrap Font
All the letters in this font can support and protect your junk. (via The Awl)
We're One Jesus Away from Doughnuts
"Life without Jesus is like a doughnut, because there's a hole in the middle of your heart."
Little Girl Afraid of Monkeys
There's a lot of screaming at monkeys in this video, and then some slow-motion screaming at monkeys.
Cookies From God
Noted cookie lover Jesus Christ gave someone a whole plate full of cookies. You can tell they're from Him because His picture is right on top of the plate.
MILFs Eat Free
This picture really upsets me because nothing should sully the sentiment of taking your mom to a Pizza Hut buffet for Mother's Day.
Viral Sexting on Law and Order
The writers at Law and Order: Special Victims Unit are all over the latest trends in youth culture.
Time to Eat Pork Again
It's time to stop letting the Mexican Flu scare us away from the American dream, people.
White Castle Pulled Pork Slider
Hey everybody, get ready to rock out with your pig out!
Google Maps Alphabet
A gorgeous collection of places in Australia that look like letters.
Effing Hail
Use your mighty wind-stick to murder things with giant pieces of hail. Bring an umbrella. Please bring an umbrella.
Russian Milk Ads [NSFW]
Here's a collection of Russian advertisements that might be NSFW if you workplace frowns upon pictures of mostly naked women which look almost exactly like pornography.
Peeps Lip Balm
Using peeps lip balm is just like slowly rubbing a peep into your face, but sexier.
Glenn Beck is Afraid of Dimes
Glenn Beck didn't even come up with this himself, but did you know that our country's pockets are full of fascism?!