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Grizzly Bears Tear Into Halloween Pumpkin
This is best explained by Bill Corbett: "After years of being mocked by scientists, my theory is finally proven: bears SUCK at making Jack-o'-lanterns".
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Excited For Christmas
Who loves Santa? This guy!
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Desperate Radiohead Fans Make Offers For Tickets On Craigslist
Did you get Radiohead tickets for one of their two surprise shows this week in New York? Most fans didn't, forcing them onto Craigslist to made ridiculous offers. Now if I told you I had an extra ticket, how much of your dignity would you be willing to give me for it?
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Snooki's Prom Photo
Snooki tweets her prom photo to promote a new Disney movie.
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Serenading Unicorn Romances Sarah Silverman
As an 8-year-old obsessed with My Little Pony, this is exactly what I thought my adult life was going to be like.
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Christopher Walken Look-Alike Arrested In Attempted Abduction
Rider University and The College of New Jersey safety officials have warned students of a suspect who was arrested for an alleged attempted abduction of a girl and is now free on bail. If that wasn't scary enough, the suspect, Tony Kadyhrob, also resembles a certain creepy-looking actor. If you're in New Jersey and you see Christopher Walken with a pedo mustache, stay the hell away. More information here and here.
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Map Of World's Gravity
Basically, Earth is just a lumpy potato. These fascinating graphics show the areas of the world that have the strongest (shown in yellow) and weakest (shown in blue) pulls. According to BBC News, "It is the shape the oceans would adopt if there were no winds, no currents and no tides." BBC also has a spinnable version for those of you that don't find spinning Google Earth around like a top slightly horrifying. (Source, Via)
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Two Bear Cubs Wrestle With A Tiger Cub
Watch these adorable tiger and bear cubs at Qingdao Wildlife Park in China.
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Pillow Mace
For last weekend's Pillow Fight Flash Mob in NYC, Matthew Borgatti made sure he was beyond ready.
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Celebrities Getting Slimed
Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards got a bit grimy as stars were blasted with slime while presenting.
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Girls Of American Apparel
So many lost souls led astray by the dark path of shiny, gold leggings and black lace unitards. Which is your favorite?
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Is This The USC Roof Sex Student?
Some research over at Gawker is suggesting that the student caught getting it on al fresco is possibly a student named Kasey Carpenter and possibly appeared in this cheesy music video.
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Robot Dubstep
This is insane!
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Thom Yorke As A Paperboy
Thom Yorke was seen handing out copies of Radiohead-produced newspaper The Universal Sigh outside of Rough Trade Records in London. A sad attempt to bring hope to a dying industry? Or maybe Yorke is really into newspaper printing houses of today -- dark, desperate places filled with black mold, decaying ceiling tiles soaked with rat urine and the smell of impending death from its aging staff. They're like retirement communities from hell.
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Runaway Raccoon In Russia
This is a hilarious use of manpower for an animal whose main goal in life is to knock over your trash.
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Weird Old People
I eagerly await the age where I don't have to give a damn anymore. Until then, I have this great Tumblr to look at.
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This Boy Is "Crying For America"
Kory Shore is a 14-year-old musician and he's very concerned about America's future.
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Illustrated Justin Bieber Is Terrifying
Fame: Justin Bieber is a terribly drawn biographical comic. Outside of a reported scene in which Bieber steps out of the shower, nothing exciting happens. No superpowers acquired by a radioactive spider bite. No mutant genes. Nothing. But check out this artwork. The resemblance is uncanny, no? (Via Comic Alliance)
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Eating Sushi Off Of Women
Nyotaimori, also known as body sushi, is the practice of serving sushi on a nude woman. It's been banned in China, though I don't understand why because serving raw meat on a warm surface sounds like a totally healthy, nonbacterial-attracting thing to do. Tough luck, China. These looks like some awesome spreads.
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Dogs With Knives
And swords! Don't turn your back on a canine. They'll cut you! They'll jack you up hard! They'll --awwww, who's a good boy? Who's a good --?! Arghh! And I'm dead. That's why you don't bring a knife to a cat fight, I mean gun fight. Er... something like that.
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