12 Cats That Just Want to Be Left Alone
Heavy hangs the head that wears the furry little cat ears.
18 Frightened Tweets About Approaching Peacocks
Good god these creatures are terrifying.
84 Things That Aren’t On An Everything Bagel
Yes, it's called "everything," but that's not really true. These are what's not included.
11 Political Lessons We Learned From "Gilmore Girls"
This election's candidates would do well to take a couple hints from Stars Hollow's fast-talking mother-daughter duo.
29 Reasons To Hate Your Life
You can thank Twitter for giving us these quality reasons to take our first world existences for granted.
Elvis Presley's 42 Sweatiest Moments
He was first and foremost "The King" of perspiration.
3 Raccoons That Will Kill You And Your Family
Maybe now you'll think twice about venturing into this raccoon-filled world.
18 Things To Scream At A Cow
Cows are the worst, right? They're just so damn smug. Here are 18 things to scream at a cow to knock it off its high horse.
4 Inspiring Lance Bass Quotations
The former 'N Sync member has a few things to say about living life - or what we think he meant to say. Either way, be inspired.
25 Numbers Bigger Than 2
These numbers are bigger! Than 2!
8 Outfits That Prove You're A Dentist
Fact: pretty much anyone will let you stick your fingers in their mouth if you dress the part.
10 Peaches That Resemble Pat Sajak
You'll never look at the fruit the same way again.
16 Beautiful Photos From Underneath A Bed
These beautiful images will restore your faith in what's under your bed.
8 Surprising Uses For An Orange
Plain juice is for amateurs. Here are 8 other things you can do with an orange.
10 Grizzly Bears Doffing Newsboy Caps
Sure, grizzly bears may be ferocious, man-eating, killing machines. But they're also gentlemen, and a gentleman is wont to doff his cap on occasion. A doff of the cap to McSweeney's for the suggestion.
The World's 13 Laziest Salmon
These salmon are bums. (h/t to McSweeney's for the suggestion)