There's nothing like reading news stories about crap winter wonderlands.
It truly was the world's worst dinner party.
Bless the dog who sprained her tail from wagging too hard.
An overwhelming variety of sausages
Including the guy who wears cardigans to show that he’s sensitive.
Welcome to Stars Hollow, Kent.
So many bosses think they're Michael Scott.
They're not ~always~ the smartest creatures.
Animals do the most ridiculous things.
Finally, some peace.
This is basically art.
Are you more of a garbage can or a rubbish bin?
It was a very dark time.
Sorry for being so bad at art.
Remember: divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.
"What are you?" "AN IDIOT SANDWICH."
Don't show these to your dad.
"The biggest unsolved mystery in Britain: how are there even any people left in Midsomer?"
"The next James Bond movie is probably just going to be him stuck at passport control for 2 hours."
Instead of an organist your church had a dude with a guitar.