21 iPhone Alarms That Will Definitely Get You Up
Waking up is haaaaaaaard.
Pronunciation Book Is The Most Interesting Mystery On The Internet Right Now
Is it hinting at a new Halo game, or a new Battlestar Galactica series, or something else entirely? Fans are trying to unravel the cryptic video countdown before time runs out.
Pot Nutella Is A Thing, Everything Is Beautiful And Nothing Hurts
Today in killing two birds with one stone(r).
Intro To Philosophy From The Deep Thinkers Of Tumblr
Exploring the mysteries of the universe...through nightblogging. Epiphanies via Tumblr Gets Deep.
Gomez And Morticia Addams Have The Best Marriage Ever
They're creepy and they're kooky and they're in a pretty solid and mutually respectful relationship, actually.
These 14 Comic Sans Tattoos Are The Actual Worst
Bear witness to eternal regret.
Three National Publications Are Refusing To Write The Name Of Washington's Pro Football Team
A handful of news outlets have stopped publishing the racially-charged Redskins team name.
17 Questions Trans People Are Tired Of Hearing
Can we talk about my genitals sometime when I'm not eating? Or never?
23 Awesomely Weird College Classes To Enroll In Immediately
For when you have that extra elective to fill.
Here's The Cast Of Breaking Bad As Dogs
I AM THE ONE WHO BARKS.
Dolphins Are Basically Just People With Fins
Legally, in some countries.
17 John Waters Quotes That Affirm Your Life Decisions
Sage advice from the Pope of Trash.
19 Social Media Milestones That Prove You're Growing Up
Besides Facebook telling you your literal birthday.
29 Lessons Film School Actually Teaches You
Lights, camera, midterms.
The Original Star Wars Poster Image Is In Anthony Weiner's Pecs
Clearly it's a sign.
Why Is This Pile Of Noodles So Sad?
Sculptor Theo Mercier's "LE SOLITAIRE" is the saddest pasta ever.
Franz Kafka Thought Boys Were Cute
A new biography about the existentialist author explores Kafka's desire to smooch other guys. More like MANZ Kafka, amirite?
23 Haunting Photos Of An Abandoned German Amusement Park
One part gorgeous, two parts creepy.
22 Dogs Who Are Excellent Wingmen
These dogs are pros at being bros.
This Is A Book About A Sexy Hedgehog
Paranormal shapeshifter romance novels are a thing. Behold the smutty were-animal glory.