Sarah Aspler
14 Innocent People Who Were Brutally Disappointed By Food
"We had an entire slice of pizza with no cheese."
Sarah Aspler
124 Genius "Life Hacks" I Learned In 2023 That I Can't Wait To Personally Test Out In 2024
"If you ever lose small jewelry or really any small items, this is how to find it. Put a stocking, pantyhose, or sock over the nozzle of a vacuum, and swipe it under furniture. It'll stick to the material without getting sucked into the vacuum."
Sarah Aspler
People Are Sharing "The Cheapest Holiday Bonuses" They've Received From Their Bosses, And I'm Asking Santa For A New Job This Year
"I work in sales on a top performing team. Our team got the same book on how to be better at sales. We are supposed to read this book on our downtime (whenever that is), and then management wants to go over the book chapter by chapter in our weekly team meetings. This 'gift' was not well received on the team. There’s been talk about sending management a book on effective leadership or 'management for dummies.'"
Sarah Aspler
Here's What Each US State's "Hunger Games" Tributes Would Look Like According To AI
Connecticut didn't need to go so hard, but they did.
Sarah Aspler
13 "Life Hacks" I Learned In November That Are So Simple, Yet So Effective
"I punched some holes in a plastic pill box and put it over my vacuum nozzle so I can vacuum dust out of kids toy storage boxes."
Sarah Aspler
I Guarantee That These 31 Photos Will Make You Question If You Have Pareidolia
"The garage door is staring at me..."
Sarah Aspler
Home Inspectors Are Sharing Photos Of The Worst Things They've EVER Discovered On The Job
"Instead of fixing a leak, the previous owner of this home decided to just pile up some old T-shirts to soak up any water."
Sarah Aspler
16 Shocking Photos That Show The Difference Between Smokers And Non-Smokers
"This is what 10 years of heavy smoking did to my grandma’s carpet."
Sarah Aspler
This May Sound Overdramatic, But You Really Need To See These 21 "Food Miracles" To Believe Them
"My box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch has a giant brick of cinnamon and sugar in it."
Sarah Aspler
Women Are Sharing “Habits They Secretly Learned From Other Women” And I Didn't See 80% Of These Coming
"My college roommate my freshman year put lotion all over her body after every shower. I had never really moisturized until I saw her do it and here I am 15 years later fully lotioning after every shower lolol. Thanks, Megan lol."
Sarah Aspler
14 "Life Hacks" I Learned In October That Are 0% Fluff And 100% Functional
"I use a nail brush for scrubbing the corners and small grooves of my air fryer. Regular brushes with big handles can't get into the tiny crannies."
Sarah Aspler
I Asked AI To Show Me What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Had Minimum Wage Jobs And Were "Normal People"
There's something about Ben Affleck working at Dunkin' that just feels so right.
Sarah Aspler
British People Are Sharing "Totally Normal" Things That Are "Nonexistent" In America, And I'm Honestly Surprised At 90% Of These
"Christmas crackers and the little paper hats and bad jokes that go along with them."
Sarah Aspler
It's A Crime To Do These 14 Things In Canada, And Honestly, I Was Not Expecting 90% Of These
"Everyone who fraudulently pretends to exercise or to use any kind of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment, or conjuration is guilty of an offense punishable on summary conviction."
Sarah Aspler
15 "Life Hacks" I Learned This September That Are Actual Hacks
"How to fix a curved rug corner. Place cup on corner and surround it with ice cubes..."
Sarah Aspler
"Normal" People Who Have "Dated A Celebrity" Are Sharing What It Was Like And I Didn't See 50% Of These Coming
"I had dinner with Teri Hatcher when we were in our late thirties. I got a hug goodnight. She treated the wait staff really nicely. I could tell about 15 minutes into the date that she wasn’t into me (which I completely understand). I give myself a gold medal for having the guts to ask her out."
Sarah Aspler
People Are Sharing "The Best Joke They Know," And I've Got To Give It To Them — These Ones Are Pretty Good
"The chicken and the egg are in bed. The chicken rolls over and lights a cigarette, and the egg says, 'Well, I guess that answers *that* question.'"
Sarah Aspler
Brides Are Revealing "How Their Mother-In-Laws Ruined Their Weddings" And It's Messier Than I Could've Ever Imagined
"My MIL 'disappeared' from the hallway and missed her cue to be escorted to her seat. She magically reappeared after my maid of honor walked, trotting up the aisle like a show pony before me, waving, kissing, and greeting everyone on their side. She probably took five minutes to get to her seat."
Sarah Aspler
"I Sold My Urine": People Are Revealing The "Dumbest Ways" They've Made Money, And It's Fascinating
"I got a job as a 'fantasy model with long flowing hair' where I modeled for random American fantasy novels. It paid OK-ish, not well. I also signed away my rights like an idiot, so occasionally, I'll see myself at a bookstore riding a horse or casting a spell. I tried to read one of the books, and it started, 'He was not traditionally handsome.' Ouch."
Sarah Aspler
Can You Pass This "Girl Math" Quiz?
It's not regular math, it's ~girl math~.
Sarah Aspler
