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What does Thierry Henry, one of the best French players ever, get out of playing in the United States?

The Most Exciting Soccer Star In The World Won't Leave The Minor Leagues
The tale of Neymar, soccer homebody.

Soccer's Nutsoid In-Season Transfer Period Gets Free Agency Right
Well, more like free agency and the trading deadline rolled into a single month of deals that make the Yankees look frugal.

Meet Zlatan (Zlatan!), The Folk-Hero Soccer Swede Behind The Year's Best Goal
A star who marches to his own drummer in an era of slick system players, he's like Jimmer Fredette if Jimmer Fredette had turned out to be the best basketball player in the NBA.

Insane Nationalistic Soccer Fervor Isn’t What It Used To Be
How to complain about the international game's case of the blahs like a lifelong fan.

How To Complain About Soccer Like You've Been Watching It All Your Life
Realized that you can follow the English Premier League and La Liga without hurting your favorite NFL or college team's feelings? Here, some intermediate-to-advanced concepts that will help your soccer fandom leave you just as bitter and emotionally ravaged as our own brand of football.

Living The Yahoo! Answers Lifestyle
What it's like to spend a day following the very worst advice on the internet.