Just 27 Stupid Things You Missed From The First Week Of The Campaign Trail
We've got a whole month left to go, kids.
I Need To Lie Down After Watching This Incredible Real Estate Video
Yes, he is walking on the kitchen bench. No, I don't know what is going on.
You Have Until Thursday Night To Make Sure You're Enrolled To Vote
The election campaign on Wednesday involved George Christensen's travel to the Philippines, the prime minister posing with some carrots, and both sides talking about Labor policies.
Politicians Have Spent Another Day In The Field Trying To Appear Normal Before The Election
Healthcare spending, tax plans, and the Notre Dame cathedral fire dominated the agenda today, but no-one came up with a proper explanation for the way prime ministers sit in front of the TV.
I Regret To Inform You Another Australian Politician Has Eaten A Raw Onion
It's because there's an election going on, I think.
In News That Will Not Shock You: Tax And Peter Dutton Are Dominating Election Headlines
Friday saw the two main parties argue over Labor's tax policies and Dutton face criticism over his comments about his opponent Ali France.
The Election Has Been Called. Here's Everything You Need To Know
We've got five weeks of this, so strap in people.
Hey Australia, The Election Will Take Place On May 18
And here we go...
The Prime Minister Has Delayed Calling The Election And Everyone Seems To Have Gone Mad
Imagine what's going to happen when the campaigning actually begins.
The "Egg Boy" Received A Police Caution Over Fraser Anning Incident
Victoria Police said the far-right Australian senator acted in "self-defence" when striking the teenager who broke an egg on his head.
If You're Writing Essays For Uni Students, You Could Soon Go To Jail
Organised cheating threatens the integrity of Australia’s higher education system, education minister Dan Tehan said.
Animal Rights Activists Were Given Three Lambs After Chaining Themselves To An Abattoir
Protesters in Queensland were given the animals to end an early-morning demonstration that was part of a national day of action.
You Can’t Possibly Care Less Than The Cure’s Robert Smith In This Red Carpet Interview
The perfect depiction of British vs American.
Read The Transcript Of Jacinda Ardern’s Speech At The Christchurch Memorial
"We are not immune to the viruses of hate, of fear, of other. We never have been. But we can be the nation that discovers the cure," the New Zealand prime minister said.
Grab A Drink And Let's Go Through All The Drama From This Week In Australian Politics
A week of getting on the sauce and James Bond magazines.
Liberals To Preference One Nation Below Labor Following Gun Scandal
"I was waiting to see what [One Nation's] reaction would be to those events earlier in the week and I'm disappointed by that reaction," the prime minister said.
This 95-Year-Old Man Took Several Buses To Join A March Against Racism In New Zealand
"It has brought people together, no matter what their race or anything. People suddenly realised we're all one."
A Man Has Been Arrested Attempting To Flee Australia On A Jet Ski
"We’ve learned from DJ Khaled over the years — repetitive catch phrases sell music and jet skis are NOT your friend," police wrote on Facebook.
The NRA Coached An Australian Anti-Immigration Party In Fighting Gun Control Laws
Party officials were caught on camera by Al Jazeera seeking help from the influential US gun lobby group.
"New Zealand Is Unbreakable": Christchurch Victims Honoured At Memorial
"Thank you for your tears. Thank you for your haka. Thank you for your flowers. Thank you for your love and compassion," Imam Gamal Fouda told the huge crowd.