Ryan North
The Hottest Template For Writing A Sex Scene
Dinosaur Comics tells all.
Ryan North
Why Being A Superhero Is The Worst Job Ever
"Terrible work-life balance. Haunted by crippling guilt for making out instead of saving lives."
Ryan North
How The 'Friend Zone' Can Be AWESOME
"The Friend Zone sounds like a place with lots of hot dogs and trampolines!" A lesson in adult friendship by Dinosaur Comics.
Ryan North
A Poem For The Gross Part Of Spring
The smell of thawing poop and dead leaves -- still better than winter! By Dinosaur Comics.
Ryan North
Why The Human Body Is The Buggiest Piece Of Machinery Ever
PRODUCT RECALL! By Dinosaur Comics.
Ryan North
Describing A Kiss In The Most Disgusting Way Possible
"Hey babe, let's tangle the prehensile meats that live inside our faces." Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.
Ryan North
5 Reasons You Can't Finish Writing Your Novel
#1 motivation killer: imagining your family reading your novel.
Cat And Girl
If Google Was A Person
That one time you touched poop? Google remembers, and will bring it up at every party. By Dinosaur Comics.
Ryan North
LinkedIn: A Social Network For Nerds Bragging About Their Jobs
167,903 emails: "Someone would like to add you to their professional network! :)"
Ryan North
Dating Tip: Prove Your Devotion By Making Yourself GROSS
True love is self-sabotage uploaded onto Youtube.
SMBC
What 'LOL' And 'YOLO' Mean To Parents
A lesson in internet acronyms by Dinosaur Comic.
Ryan North
8 Illustrated Truths About Finding Your First Apartment
"East Awesometown" = actually West Murderville.
Kevin Tang
Why Batman Is Statistically Impossible (SORRY!)
There are 1000 billionaires worldwide. 1 in 2,307,692 humans have the athletic ability of an Olympian. Fewer see their parents die. Dinosaur Comics does the math.
Ryan North
9 Comics To Read On Sunday Morning
The best strips this week from our syndicated cartoonists!
Kevin Tang
Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" As Told In HOT MEMES
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous, verminous MEME."
Ryan North
Why Driving Is A Poorly Designed Video Game
"Repetitive, boring, makes you fall asleep, results in death when you lose." -Gamestop review of driving IRL. By Dinosaur Comics.
Ryan North
These Dinosaurs Would Make The Worst Inspirational Speakers Of All Time
Did you know that every inspirational quote works on Hitler as well? Thanks, Dinosaur Comics.
Ryan North
10 Mundane Superpowers Every Twentysomething Wishes They Had
Comics that don't judge you for being a SLOBLORD.
Kevin Tang
The Vikings Were So Badass Even Their Religions Were More Metal Than Yours
"Why didn't anyone tell me that religions with GROSS BOATS and SWORDS were a viable option??" Preach, Dinosaur Comics.
Ryan North
Why Your Baby Is A Poop-Stained Linguistic Genius
BROUGHT TO YOU BY REAL BIOLOGY IRL.
Ryan North
