Donald Duck's Family Tree
His sister Della might wanna contact the Maury show.
The Kate Upton GQ Magazine GIF Collection
I did my best to extract every possible gif from Kate Upton's GQ magazine extravaganza for you filthy animals.
The Ultimate Kate Upton Tease
Can you wait ONE MORE DAY for this GQ July cover coup?!
John McCain Calls The Supreme Court Uninformed, Arrogant, Naive
While discussing CPAC money and the SCOTUS's Citizen United decision on Meet The Press, Sen. McCain told NBC's David Gregory he thinks the Court could be better informed about the mechanics of elections.
The Worst Thing That Can Happen To You In Space
Other than death, of course.
The Chris Hayes "Lean Forward" Remix
He's a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Go Climb A Wall With This High Tech Vacuum Cleaner
For the cat burglar who hates the element of surprise.
A Literary Map Of The British Isles
Spoiler: The London area is really crowded on this map too.
Watch Nancy Grace Tackle The "Vodka Mom"
Because nothing sells outrage like pourable props!
How To Hit On Girls If You're A Starbucks Barista
Cute or creepy? We report, you decide.
A Tale Of Two Wilmas
Seems legit.
The Best Laid-Back Cat Remixes
This big little guy just keeps on winning. (Via @fernalfonso)
What It's Like To Be "Possessed" By Bath Salts You've Purchased At A Strip Club
SPOILER: You can see SHADOW PEOPLE! Holy hell.
Michael Jackson's Daughter Talks About Wearing A Mask In Public
Paris tells Oprah that she understands why her famous dad made her hide her face in public.
Name Of Thrones
If you watch this all the way through it means you already miss the show as much as I do.
The Last Tweet From The Married Actor Who Was Trying To Hook Up With A Model Who Was Live-Tweeting The Whole Thing While On A Plane!
Delicious.
Model Live-Tweets Married Actor Trying To Hook Up With Her On A Plane
Model Melissa Stetten wants you to meet Brian Presley, an actor who is a devout Christian AND is married with a 5-year-old, in the most embarrassing possible way.
The College Promo Video That Will Make You Want To Skip College
This student video describing how stressful Oberlin College can be was actually uploaded to the school's Youtube channel. Sounds like a total blast.
The Trashiest Photo You'll Ever See
Are you there, Trashy Badge? It's me, Dorsey.
Chill Goat Smoking A Cigarette
I need a 10cc "Deal With It" GIF of this smoking goat, STAT!