
13 Things The Hamburglar Looks Like
Is he hot enough?

Meet The Man, The Myth, The Painter Of John Stamos
You might not believe it, but artist Jim Warren is self-taught.

Did Eliot Spitzer Cry This Morning On MSNBC?
Five years of "pain." Just let it out, big guy.

LeVar Burton And Bill Nye Team Up For The Greatest Peace-Sign/Karate-Chop Combo Sign-Off In The History Of White House Science Fairs
This is everything you think it is.

Pope Kisses The Feet Of Prisoners And Muslims
You might describe it as "Christ-like."

31 Kids Who Just Had Their Lives Ruined By The Easter Bunny
Yes, that costume is kind of creepy.

This Photobombing Dog Is The Best Thing To Happen To Craigslist In A Long Time
Safe to say that this pooch has what it takes to be a photobomb legend.

Lana Del Rey Is A Time Traveling 60s Mod
Perhaps she's discovered the fountain of youth?

Anne Hathaway's Oscar Win Was "The Creamiest Sound" She's Ever Heard
OMG, ew.

Van Halen's 1983 Fan Club Schwag Is Surprisingly Classy
Bravo, fellas.

Meet The Sports Illustrated Models Who Couldn't Care Less About America's Future
Et tu, Kate?

How Not To Take Your Drunk Friend Home After The Grammys
This blonde lady has one hell of a G.I. Joe kung-fu grip.

The Sexiest Day Of Pope Benedict XVI's Papacy
Even the Pope gets hungry eyes.

Cat Petting Guide
Cat noobs should check out this very accurate chart before getting handsy with the new roommate's Chartreux.

Leonardo DiCaprio's Internal Monologue At The Golden Globes
Kate's going to be so disappointed.

George Clooney And Cindy Crawford In Bed, Selling Tequila
Clooney and businessman Randy Gerber recruited significant others Stacy Keibler and Cindy Crawford to hawk their Casamigos brand tequila in this cute new advertisement.

John Waters When He Was A Kid
Something's missing here...

Girl In Short Shorts Kicks Scissors Out Of Suicidal Woman's Hand
The super sloppy Google translation of a blog post from China makes it hard to explain exactly what is going on here, but when was the last time you needed context to enjoy a kick-ass video?

Excellent Balancing Cat
How does this even happen?

This Dreaming English Bulldog Puppy Is Just Too Much
Oh my god, just wait for that little arm to wiggle!