It's totally not more work this way.
"She's probably never once thought of me in a romantic way."
The road rage is real.
Who's your favorite tattooed celeb?
"I've never seen a tan red head in the wild before."
"Oh cool, a white guy."
"I don't know why we don't talk about it more."
“If there’s a sense of fear then that implies that there’s something wrong.”
Malfoys or Dursleys?
"The perfect body is one that you're comfortable in."
It's really just a case of hot vs. hotter.
What hacks do you know?
Everyone only ever has one drink, right?
"Grab my hand you lesbian."
"I've never loved anything more than I love this baby."
"What a great place to put receipts!"
Put shit in jars. Classy as fuck.
"Are you even trying to get better?"
Bunny ears take too long.