This is NOT a PSA from the 70s.
Do these tips do it for you?
"The porn community is very sex-mindful, positive and smart."
Anything that reduces incidences of diarrhea is a good thing.
Spoiler alert: it's not very good for you.
Whatever you do, NEVER drop the bride on her wedding day.
Be a DIY stoner.
WARNING: High levels of cuteness ahead.
"I pranked my boyfriend into thinking I'm pregnant..."
SPOILER ALERT: It's a little pricier now.
"I have a pretty bad case of butthole lips right now."
Let's enter fight or flight mode.
Some things just go without saying.
"When they tell you your love is just a phase, tell them you don't like the word just."
Because we should be talking about SPIRITS, right?
"I'm not racist, it's just a preference."
How do your choices stack up against the Eddie The Eagle stars?
"I just wanted to tell you that... I like you."
“Where do I even start?”
“If I screw this up everyone will make fun of me.”