If you can relate, it might be time to quit your job.
“I’m not convinced I know how to read; I’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
We want to hear about the aftermath of your internet fame!
“I’m the best with pranks. They call me Prank Sinatra!”
Even winners have to quit sometimes.
“They don’t hate me because I’m old, they hate me because of my personality.”
Can you tell the difference between the iPod Mini and iPod Shuffle?
I'm listening...are you?
The true test is outlasting the K-1 Visa!
This one goes out to the English teachers!
Streaming nature documentaries was all fun and games until I started developing phobias of the animals.
If loving Beyoncé makes you basic then sign me up.
I'd do anything to third wheel!
I'd move out of the city before meeting you on top of the Empire State Building.
Translated from Simlish to English.
When we were kids the internet just hit different.
More Amanda please!