Gather round, as we listen to a chilling symphony of ~organisation~.
Strip me down and bathe me in maple syrup — it's pancake time.
BRB, spending my entire salary on crockery.
Goodbye, hell-fires. Hello, flood waters.
The countdown is on my friends, make the most of it.
Always was, always will be Aboriginal land.
Wow, blue sky? In summer?? What a throwback.
Experts predict smoke from the wildfires may have also reached the Antarctic.
"Spend your money with the people and the communities who really, truly need it."
For me, Christmas truly begins today.
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Guess that's my New Year's Eve ~lewk~ sorted.
Lock your doors, draw the blinds and get ready for a serious chill factor.
"Google, how do I survive the impending End-of-Days?"
'Tis the season to not be a trash-tastic human.
Stay safe out there, guys.
This could be our new normal.
Because lord knows we all need a little help fighting sweat-induced acne.
Say hello to Mrs Miller.
She's not a housewife, she's a hornbag.
RIP summer plans.