31 Hilarious Tweets From This Month That Have Gone Viral
"Remember you are someone’s reason to smile. Because you are a joke."
17 Things Absolutely No One Asked For, But Grocery Stores Sold Anyway
Would you buy "miscellaneous" meat?
15 Things To Know Before Buying Apple’s New Noise-Cancelling AirPods
Will you upgrade?
19 People Who Got Sweet, Sweet Revenge In The Pettiest Way Possible
"As a petty cherry on the revenge cake, I immediately sent her a text thanking her, then blocked her number."
14 "Oh You Like __?" Tweets That Are Ridiculously, Stupidly Funny
"Oh you like your credit card? Name every number on it."
19 Emails I Can't Believe Students And Professors Actually Sent Each Other
"If I don't get to sleep in, ain't nobody in this university gonna get to sleep in."
100 Jokes About Adulthood That Are Funny, But Also Sting A Little Bit
"The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I've had enough."
People Shared Their 2009–2019 Glow-Ups, And Just Wowowowow
"Thank you Jesus and puberty."
23 Servers Shared The Dumbest Things Customers Have Done, And All I Can Say Is "Wow..."
"Once, a customer got angry with me because I told her we didn’t have grass-fed chicken. She said, 'This is supposed to be a healthy restaurant!'"
Can You Get 3/3 On This Kylie Jenner "Rise And Shine" Lyrics Quiz?
Rise and shine!
Oprah Joking About A Fan's Cracked Phone, Then Sending Him A New One Is The Feel-Good Story I Needed Today
"That's me! That's me in your cracked phone."
Kylie Jenner Sang "Rise And Shine" To An Already-Awake Stormi, And The Jokes Basically Wrote Themselves
♫ RiSe AnD sHiNe ♫
The Decade Is Almost Over, So Show Us Your 2010s Glow-Up
Time's a-ticking!
Here's The Most Stereotypical Food In Every State, And TBH They Make Sense To Me
So. Much. Corn.
18 "Why Do Southerners..." Tweets That Not Even I, A Southerner, Have An Answer For
I'm from Arkansas and I literally do all of these things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
28 Times Gay Culture Was Summed Up In 280 Characters Or Less
"Adding both 'around' and 'ish' qualifiers to your anticipated arrival time is gay culture."
21 "Cooks" Who Should Be Arrested And Charged For Crimes Against Culinary Arts
"Pasta shells filled with my favorite things for supper: peanut butter, chicken paste, tomato ketchup..."
17 Tourist Mistakes Everyone Has Made In Spain
Don't even think about going to dinner before 8 p.m.
Rihanna Just Called Trump "The Most Mentally Ill Human Being In America" In A New Interview
"We’re talking about politics now. You might want to bring another [round of Champagne]."
26 Designers Who Should Be Arrested, Booked, And Charged With Crimes Against Design
My eyes, my eyes!!!