So. Much. Corn.
I'm from Arkansas and I literally do all of these things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Adding both 'around' and 'ish' qualifiers to your anticipated arrival time is gay culture."
"Pasta shells filled with my favorite things for supper: peanut butter, chicken paste, tomato ketchup..."
Don't even think about going to dinner before 8 p.m.
"We’re talking about politics now. You might want to bring another [round of Champagne]."
My eyes, my eyes!!!
Make your way around the globe.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are the most popular, obviously.
June, July, and August. 🙃
"Keep me in your thoughts and prayers today. Nothing's really wrong — it’s just time for FAFSA again."
"Middle-aged people send “k” texts not knowing the weight it carries."
Take your tastebuds on a trip back in time.
"There was barely any room for coffee after I put everything in." —An actual barista
"Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up." —Liz Lemon and also me
Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Come on now, there are only 12.
Not all menus are created equally, apparently.
Put your design skills to work!