"My landlord is raising rent by 20%"
Yes, Mark Wahlberg still has *that* prosthetic from "Boogie Nights."
"I then scrolled down further and found pics of him straddling my mom."
"Pay-for toilets...There was nothing worse than having to pee like a racehorse and have zero coins on you."
Wes Anderson should probably just release a new cut of Bottle Rocket with Bill Murray edited into the background.
"Out of my $1,500 security deposit, I got back $12.11."
"He's my lobster."
The rent has always been too damn high tbh.
BRB, riding off into the friscalating dusklight.
"I inherited $400K. My boyfriend at the time thought that meant I was supposed to pay for everything."
See if your fave got roasted.
I honestly don't think I saw a single unattractive person when I visited Iceland.
Shoutout to the Shrek-themed Twinkies that looked like they had radioactive waste as filling.
If You Broke Up With Your Significant Other Because Of Something They Posted Online, Tell Me About It
"He saw the post and asked for his ring back."
They're the ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad guys.
I want to hear your most movie-worthy stories!
"I was dating an undercover single mom who claimed she didn't have kids and didn't want any. It turned [out] she had three."
"When he stole money from me to support his drug habit."
Sorry in advance, but there is no smash both option.
These 15 Actors All Used Their Own Singing Voice In Movies — Tell Me If You Think They Got Away With It Or Not
Catherine Zeta-Jones, please do another musical!