"I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words."
"'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk.'"
"Every time I see him, I hear circus music."
I'm going to start saying "jacket potato."
She has been so many firsts.
“I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
"I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms."
"Here come the meat sweats."
"No one can tell you your feelings are wrong."
Drink every time they say "holidate."
"Friggin' outer space."
Never say "The Big Apple."
"If he dies, he dies."
Genuinely never crossed my mind it was all a green screen.
Mother knows best.
The greatest novel ever written.
"Alright, we'll get one more."
They're great; they're just not the one.
"I swear to God, I will scream-sing every last word to Les Mis!"