"My instincts are telling me to squeak like a bat."
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He's done a story simply entitled "Chickens."
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"I'm not gonna let any man or woman or anything in between tell me that I'm too sexy to be who I am."
These have more rights than I currently have.
From Albania to Uzbekistan.
"Your time starts now."
I have yet to meet a person who'd want bubblegum in their donut.
"I don't need back-ups. I'm going to Harvard."
"Give me something that'll haunt me when you're not around."
Did mean people in the '80s really use the word "freak" this much?
Thought #131: "How does this movie have sequels?"
Everyone should watch "The One With the Videotape" every day.
"Is it chill that you're in my head?"
#20: Oh my god, Rachel Weisz is giving off the best vibe. This is the vibe I want.
Jane Russell was like, "No, Howard Hughes, I will not wear your weird bra invention."
From maritime signal flares to the ice cream maker.
"Love her dress. Hate her."
"No, I don't wash the towel, the towel washes me. Who washes a towel?"
5.05% of The X-Files episodes were written by women.
From A Cinderella Story to American Psycho.