
How To Hack Your Twitter Header Art
Websites unrolling new features is always a super stressful event, and Twitter's mimicking of Facebook's cover pages is no different. But if you have a few hours to spare, you can make it totally fun! Add yours in the comments.

Meet Spangles, Your New Favorite Cross-Eyed Cat
Cat? Check. Endearing disfigurement? Check. Pirate outfit? Check. And what's more, Spangles was born on the Fourth of July. He's a true patriot. And here's why you should salute him. (h/t Bobby)

Probably The Best Follow-Up To A Lost Cat Post Ever
... And we're so happy for them. (h/t Joe)

The Top 10 Photos From Subway's Facebook Page [NSFW]
Subway fans on Facebook have recently decided to show their appreciation for America's favorite sandwich in a whole new, creative direction. Here are some of the best ones. [Ed. note: These are literally from Subway's official fan page. You can see even more here.]

The 19 Most Fashionable Full-Body Suits For Every Occasion
Got a special event on the horizon? Have no idea what to wear? Worry no more: You'll never need to wear anything else other than these.

20 Examples Of Why Bill Nye Tho Is Twitter's Smartest Scientist
I don't think I'm alone in occasionally wondering what it'd be like if Bill Nye smoked a ton of weed and swore all the time. Fortunately, with @Bill_Nye_tho—the voice of a chiller generation—you no longer have to wonder. Here are twenty scientific facts you can learn from him.

"The Outs": Like "Girls," But You Won't Hate All Of Them
Like they say, living in New York City ain't easy, or whatever. Created by aspiring filmmaker Adam Goldman, "The Outs" details the life of a twenty-something gay man as he and his friends struggle to deal with everything from finding the perfect party cardigan to the nightmare of running into drunk exes at said parties. Shot in six parts, the first two are currently live.

Intrepid Researchers In Los Angeles Discover Real-Life Pikachu
I don't think that I'm going to be the first person to say, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. There are many conclusions we can take from this discovery, first and foremost being that Nintendo has misled us for years about Pikachu being the "mouse-type" Pokémon. More to come.

The Absolute Best Of Julia Louis-Dreyfus
If y'all haven't noticed, JLD is a baller. She's been kicking it (usually—and thankfully—not in the "Elaine dance" style) since the '80s on SNL, and aside from Seinfeld, she's had a ton of hysterical roles over the years. Now that she's starting a new show called "Veep" (with Buster from AD, no less), it's probably a good time to look back at her work over the years.

"Cats In Clothes" Is The Best Art
Move over, da Vinci. Cats off to Heather Mattoon, who's created a series of inspired prints of cats in dapper clothes. They even have attire-appropriate names!

How To Properly Send Off A Meme
Is anyone else completely blown away by the fact that no-one ever really made a "Shit iPhone Users Say"? The "Shit ____ Says" meme had its time, and this video, produced by iBottleopener, gives it its proper sendoff.

Here's A Cover Of Joy Division's "Atmosphere" Performed With Cat Slaps
Sure, there's sort of a creepy undertone of cat-slapping fetish going on here (either on behalf of the cats or the man, it's unclear), but this is just a great version of a classic song. Can these three please start touring as a Joy Division cover band? Purr Division, anyone?

If Maru Were An Oscar Nominee...
Then I actually would've seen all of these movies. My only complaint is that "The Maru with the Dragon Tattoo" should obviously be called, "The Cat with the Dragon Tattoo." You know, for consistency.

The 10 Craziest Parties Around The World
Apparently, as long as a party involves copious booze, drugs, and fire, it'll probably be a good night. However, it then becomes equally apparent how strange it is that people even survive these things.

These "Downton Abbey" Paper Dolls Are Just A Masterpiece
EVIL SOAP! I'm sorry, but these are the absolute best paper dolls anyone has ever designed for anything. New York Magazine's Vulture created this series of four completely on-point paper dolls with some of the best characters from PBS's epic series, "Downton Abbey." If you don't already watch it, these printouts will certainly get you back on the couch.

10 Reasons Why Lady Gaga Needs To "Get Out Of My Damn Face"
There's no arguing that Lady Gaga is a trendsetter and she's done a lot of good, blah blah blah. But I was watching "Billy on the Street" the other night and started to really think about how she might be "too much." Here's some people who definitely think so.

20 Reasons Why You Should Never Pass Out At A Party
It has sometimes been said that your friends are assholes. Though if you're lucky that isn't always true, these examples will surely prove that the opposite usually is.

20 Party Pictures Taken At Just The Right Moment
Considering how drunk these people all seem to be, and the ninja-like timing of all these shots, it's really miraculous that any of these perfectly timed shots even happened. That being said, I'm glad they did.

Describe Your Sex Life With A Movie Title
I just hope--for all of us--that it's not "There Will Be Blood." Think long and hard about it, then post your movie in the comments!

The 30 Cutest Boys With Beards With Cats
I can't. And I'm pretty sure you can't either.