Josh Fjelstad
Please, Do Not Follow These 15 Disturbing Tips
From using eggs as handwarmers and keeping your to-do lists stuck to your underwear, these are some of the most horrifying and disgusting tips I've ever seen. If you use them, you will be judged, and accordingly.
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What's Your Blues Name?
These are surprisingly accurate. And a little bit racist. What's yours? Mine's "Boney Harp Brown." Lindsey's is "Pretty Fingers Bailey."
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39 Cats On Pizza Boxes
For cats, pizza boxes offer a heavenly combination of two of their favorite things: boxes and warmth. That is, except most of these pizza boxes are empty (which is probably because the cats already ate the contents).
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"Sterling Archer Draper Pryce" Is Perhaps The Most Perfect TV Mashup Ever
Sterling Archer Draper Pryce is a young Tumblr that deserves to get blown the hell up. Taking stills from "Mad Men" and putting "Archer" quotes over them (and vice versa) is a match made in heaven. Here are some examples from the first run.
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British TV Announcers Repeatedly Call The Show Anything But "The Simpsons"
Have you guys ever heard of "The Pimpsons"? No? What about The Cheese and Onions? In a tradition that's apparently been going on for quite some time, announcers on UK's Channel 4 have been purposefully mispronouncing the name of the most popular animated series of all time. And thank god they have been.
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How To Say "I Ate My Cat" In 36 Languages
Even if you spent all day recovering from your Wikipedia withdrawal, I doubt you'd ever find this obscure page. Wikipedia user "Ardonik" apparently seeks not only to translate the phrase "I ate my cat" into "every written language ever conceived by man," but also to employ it in a master plan where he ends up with a movie plot. Obviously.
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Seth Rogen Delivers The Best Joke At The Golden Globes
When Seth Rogen went up to present a Golden Globe alongside Kate Beckinsale last night, he did what any good man would do: crack a penis joke.
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The Best/Worst Of Bad Joke Eel
When this image surfaced yesterday and went viral, there was simply no way around the inevitable meme of an eel that tells terrible jokes and fish puns. Here are his "best" witticisms.
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Crow Enjoys A Snowy Innertubing Session
Listen guy, it's a little early to be training for the Winter Olympics.
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Johnny Depp Can Kiss Billy Eichner's Ass
On "Conan" last night, "Billy on the Street's" Billy Eichner went on a screaming, hysterical tirade against the inexplicably untouchable Johnny Depp. Apparently, there's only so far someone who only takes children's book characters and makes them "spooky and feminine" can go.
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This Cat Is Planning Something Evil
This cat? You don't mess with this cat.
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The Meryl Streep Showdown
Apparently, New Yorkers don't know that Meryl Streep is white, or better than Glenn Close. Watch how hilariously upset comedian Billy Eichner gets about these disheartening revelations.
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Don't Give This Kid A Haircut
It will not end well.
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Recursive Maru
If you need to know more, you don't get it.
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Cats And Deer: The Untold Love Story
Did you know that cats and deer share a forbidden love for one another? One that bucks the laws of animal society in the name of passion. Fawn over these pics and vids, and enjoy.
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10 Christmas Themed Alcoholic Beverages
The holidays are a time of heavy drinking. Use these recipes to keep yourself in the proper Christmas "spirit."
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The 25 Most Awesomely Inexplicable Nativity Scenes
Ever wanted to see Jesus's birth as witnessed by Frankenstein and a bunch of dinosaurs? The answer is certainly yes.
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Bill Cosby Ate Himself Into This
And he'll do whatever it takes to get himself out.
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The Best Of Condescending Literary Pun Dog
Why didn't he eat your old pizza off the counter? Because he's waiting for good-dough. The Condescending Literary Pun Dog is the Chemistry Cat for liberal arts majors.
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"Julie & Julia" And "The Iron Lady" Mashup
You probably didn't think that you wanted it, but please, you definitely did. In "The Iron Chef" (alternatively titled, "Margaret & Julia"), watch as Meryl Streep's Julia Child and Margaret Thatcher curiously fit together so well.
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