Jess Amason
Obama Promotes Pizza Smoothies
According to this PSA, all you need to do to be a dad is make a baby and then make that baby a pizza smoothie. I'm guessing Obama's Fatherhood & Mentoring Initiative doesn't get along too well with the American Diabetes Association. (via Eater)
Jess Amason
The Only Music Guide You'll Ever Need
All those complicated music metaphors have been simplified into the perfect chart.
Jess Amason
Rainbow Bacon
Finally, the answer to that age-old question: How do you make rainbow bacon?
Jess Amason
Queens Of The Stone Age Cover 'What What In The Butt'
Queens Of The Stone Age's Josh Homme plays a soulful version of Samwell's epic 'What What In The Butt.' Next thing you know Soundgarden's Chris Cornell will be covering 'Pants on the Ground."
Jess Amason
Jewish Sleep Away Camp: A Sexual Thrill Ride
College Humor's Amir Blumenfeld explains the Jewish Summer Camp experience he never had.
Jess Amason
Dating Site Based On Musical Taste
Hey music nerds, forget Ok Cupid, this is matchmaking for the Last.fm generation.
Jess Amason
What If The Oil Spill Happened Where You Live?
Ifitwasmyhome.com has created a tool using Google Maps to help put the scope of the BP spill in perspective. Just enter your city, state and country to see what a spill of that size would mean in your home. For example, if the spill happened in Manhattan, it would have already made it to Boston....
Jess Amason
Cheese Nails
When have we gone too far with nail art? I'm going to go ahead and say right now. Also, FYI: Adding a little mouse on your ring finger does not make this look any less gross.
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Devo Records An Ode To 'Don't Tase Me Bro'
Devo's awesome new track 'Don't Shoot (I'm A Man)' actually features a chorus dedicated to the viral video 'Don't Tase Me Bro.' I think it's safe to say tasing is the 21st century version of whipping it.
Jess Amason
Great Street Portrait Or Greatest Street Portrait?
Not sure if life is imitating art here or art imitating life... You decide.
Jess Amason
Tiger Puppy!
While the Chinese pet-dying craze is understandably controversial, there is no resisting the adorable tiger puppy!
Jess Amason
The Day Mr. Rogers Sang To The US Senate & Saved Public Television
In 1969, Fred Rogers (yes, that Mr. Rogers) appeared before the US Senate to oppose strict budget cuts for public television by President Nixon. And he won them over with, you guessed it, a special song.....just a little inspiration for your Friday.
Jess Amason
Human Centipede Tattoo
It's safe to say, images from the indie horror flick are so graphic they'll be seared into your brain forever. But an Austin projectionist took it a little too far and had said images seared into his skin forever. Maybe leave this off your OK Cupid profile.....
Jess Amason
The Evolution Of The Boob (NSFW)
Playboy has scoured their archives to provide a detailed history of boob evolution. Let's just say in regards to Miss March 1967: Cuban Missile Crisis indeed.....
Jess Amason
World's First Meat Vending Machine
Leave it to those crafty Spaniards to invent the first meat-vending machine. Where is it? A 100 year old butcher shop, natch.
Jess Amason
The Saddest Lego That Ever Was
While I appreciate the effort behind this awesome Star Wars Lego costume, I'm pretty sure this kid just wishes he was playing with actual Legos.
Jess Amason
Fast Food Nightmare
I'm pretty sure if I saw The Golden Hamburger Caper (on ice!) as a kid, I'd have been way too freaked out to enter a McDonald's again. Could this be the fast food version of scared straight?
Jess Amason
Chamillionaire Is Now A Chabankruptonaire
Rapper Chamillionaire is the latest victim of the down housing market.
Jess Amason
BuzzFeed Icing BuzzFeed
You've seen evidence of BuzzFeed's office move & this week we had a big ol' party to celebrate! Needless to say, there was a lot of bros icing bros & infinite photo booth LOLz. Check out our fave pics from the night's festivities & see the full gallery here.
Jess Amason
Hot New Food Trend: Marijuana Dining
According to chef Anthony Bourdain, pot has fueled a new trend in kitchen culture called "haute stoner cuisine." So, like, this means Momofuku is going to start serving Funyun-flavored ice cream now, right?
Jess Amason
