Jess Amason
Special Effects Vaginas!
The packaging calls them: "two rubber slash wounds." Indeed.
Jess Amason
Top Chef Contestant Makes A Marge Simpson Porkchop Zombie
On Top Chef last night, one of the contestants took the Simpsons-inspired challenge a bit too literally and make a grotesque pork chop Marge Simpson. Straight from your nightmares and onto your plate!
Jess Amason
The Web's Most Epic Pancakes
Hot off the griddle and seared into your brain forever.
Jess Amason
Animated Album Covers
Ever wish your favorite album covers could become Monty Pythonesque animated GIFs? Your wish has been granted by the nifty new Tumblr blog aptly titled: Animated Albums.
Jess Amason
Gob Bluth IRL
In the illusion biz, a kickin' headshot & sweet card fans are the key to self-promotion. And let me just tell you, these guys not only specialize in card tricks, they're also great at making things disappear....like women.
Jess Amason
NPR's Lady Gaga Lip Dub
NPR personalities filmed a Lady Gaga lip-dub of "Telephone" from their studios in Washington DC. A pretty nerd-tacular affair, I'd say.
Jess Amason
Lady Gaga Breaking Wind!
The Breaking Winds are an all-bassoon quartet that perform one hell of an epic Lady Gaga medley. Yes, in full Gaga regalia no less.
Jess Amason
Your Mother's Day Cry
Joshua Littman, a 12-year-old boy with Asperger’s syndrome, interviewed his mother for a piece by StoryCorps. It's one of the sweetest, most cry-worthy interviews I've seen in a while. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go call my mom.....
Jess Amason
The Prettiest Thing You'll See All Day
David Levesque (aka Levek) is a bus driver in Florida that makes music in his spare time & videos using old Disney VHS footage. His a cappella cover of Grizzly Bear's "Shift" + vintage Disney animation = mesmerizing!
Jess Amason
Cute Articulate Kids Being Cute And Articulate
Smories is a site that features videos of kids reading original children's stories. And they're British! Between this and Babies, I'm having a major momgasm.
Jess Amason
Dog Powered Scooter
Efficient dog-walking tool or lazy-human device? You decide.
Jess Amason
Comic Sans Is More Than A Font, It's A Lifestyle
"Comic Sans are more than a font, they're a lifestyle." Or so says the Australian band by the same name, in a video where they raise the question: what happens when your SEO is better than your EP? This.
Jess Amason
Happy Meals Outlawed In California
Lawmakers in California are blaming Happy Meal toys for making kids like fast food. So they've outlawed them. Surely this will cut down on all those 5-year-olds driving to McDonalds and buying themselves burgers and Star Wars trinkets. Surely.
Jess Amason
Of Montreal Wears Leotards & Gives Birth...To Baskets?
Psychedelic pop band, Of Montreal, doesn't just spank pigs with Susan Sarandon. They are also total (leotard-wearing) ballers on the court, as evidenced by their latest video challenging opponents for next month's Band of Ballers showdown in Atlanta.
Jess Amason
Countess LuAnn's Hot New Dance Single!
Countess LuAnn of Real Housewives of New York City, has a new hot dance track! Move over "Tardy for the Party," and say hello to "Money Can't Buy You Class." Because after all, nothing says class like auto-tune.
Jess Amason
The Most Awesomely Disturbing Photos From 4/20 Rallies
Smoke enough weed, and things are bound to get awesome? weird...
Jess Amason
PETA: Dead Animals Are Bad, Dead Celebrities? Totally Okay.
PETA is using recently deceased Bea Arthur in a new campaign against McDonald's factory-farms. The ad writes: "death couldn't stop this Gold Girl from fighting the Golden Arches." Ya know, like how good taste can't stop a PETA campaign.
Jess Amason
You Stuck My Flash Drive In Your Vagina
Just your typical missed connection: Boy meets girl at a bar. Girl goes home with boy. Girl steals tech merch using her feminine parts. No big deal.
Jess Amason
40 Famous Stoners
These stoners love to preach the word on legalization. But when it comes to video graphics, apparently leaving to grab a pizza and Red Vines were priority.
Jess Amason
VD's Got Soul!
Back in the '70s, STDs were downright jaunty. I'll leave the 'viral' video jokes up to you on this one.
Jess Amason
