Parents — Tell Us The Funniest Or Weirdest Thing You've Learned About Your Kid Since Being Quarantined With Them
"I sure hope my son touches his penis less in real school than he does in homeschool."
Disney Parks Are Celebrating "Halfway 2 Halloween" And It's Seriously Spooktacular
"This is (Halfway to) Halloween, this is (Halfway to) Halloween..."
19 People Share The Wedding Moment When They Realized The Couple Didn't Belong Together
"When the priest said, 'You may kiss the bride,' and she turned and gave the groom her cheek."
This Mom And Her Kids Accidentally Crashed A Classic Car Parade And It's So Hilariously Relatable
"I realized I'd just signed myself up to participate in a car rally in my basic soccer mom Chrysler Town and Country."
21 Married Couples In Quarantine Who Miraculously Still Aren't Divorced Yet
"My husband and I are so married that we argue about directions during virtual tours."
22 Parents Who Are At The End Of Their Rope And Not Afraid To Tweet About It
"Our homeschool dismissal bell sounds less like a ding and more like me crying."
19 Seriously Easygoing Brides Who Deserve A Standing Ovation
"A bird pooped on the Ketubah, and the bride just laughed and said, 'Oh well — S#@% happens.'"
18 Wives Shared When They Knew They Wanted To Marry Their Husbands, And You'll Want What She's Having
"When I thought I was going to have to do the 'walk of shame' from his place one morning, then saw him getting dressed to walk me home instead."
17 Seriously Hilarious Things People Have Discovered About Their Partner Since Being Quarantined Together
"My boyfriend doesn't know how to make microwave popcorn — he doesn't even know which side goes up!"
16 Parents Who The Quarantine Has Turned Into Straight-Up Geniuses
They're taking it one parent hack at a time.
14 People Who Pulled Off Wedding Pranks They May Never Be Forgiven For
"We put a bunch of glitter in the air vents of my brother's getaway car and turned the air conditioner on high."
15 Totally Chill And Selfless Brides Who Could Teach Bridezillas A Thing Or Two
"The officiant dropped the bride's ring in the pond, and the bride burst into laughter!"
17 People Who Learned Things About Their Partners During Quarantine That They Were NOT Ready For
"My husband thought that when a woman has a cold, somehow her vagina has a cold, too."
Disneyland Shared Their Mickey Beignets Recipe So You Can Make Them At Home, So Stretchy Pants It Is
Give me allll the fried dough.
15 People Share The Things They Found Out Their Parents Were Hiding That They Definitely Did Not Want To Know
"I found out that my real father was actually just my mom's heroin dealer."
17 Seriously Funny Things People Have Learned About Their Partner Since Being Quarantined Together
"My husband pronounces Keanu Reeves like 'Canoe' Reeves."
15 Husbands I Can't Even Be Mad At Because At Least They Tried
Their hearts were in the right place.
19 Disney-Themed Things You Can Do At Home If You're Seriously Missing The Parks
They're making their homes the happiest place on Earth.
18 Parents Who Are Having A Way Worse Quarantine Than You Are
God bless us parents, every one.
15 Seriously Funny Kids Who Don't Care If You Think They're Weird
They make no apologies for their weird decisions.